babyvr6 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Paints nothing but the most nude frogs. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Paints white lines down the middle of the road. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 ^ Killed his entire family playing frogger. Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Still tries to vote for George Bush. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 ^ Still believes in the Tooth Fairy. Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Reads the bible like a textbook. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 ^ Doesn't undertand that the bible also lists every possible sin and dirty trick. Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Doesn't realize he's reading Karl Rove's journal Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Has an indian name that translates to 'He who dances in the rain with a paper over his head and bare feet while humming Don't let the sun go down on me' Link to comment
freswith Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ^ Her indian name translates as "She Who Eats Pepperami With Marmalade" Link to comment
loopy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ^enjoys pepperami a little too much... Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Makes pepperami out of old socks and ground kittens. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 ^ Obviously bought my cookery book "Haute Cuisine pour les Francais" by Jean Crapaud. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 ^ Has slept with Tiger Woods Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 ^ Has slept with James Woods. Link to comment
Jabez Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ^ Has been secretly getting information from the inside on the ever-developing Tiger Woods story. Link to comment
loopy Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ^thinks the Tiger Woods story is "news" Link to comment
freswith Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ^ Is struck on Elin Nordgren Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 ^ Strikes people with random bits of wood with various lengths of wire tied to them. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Sold his granny to a Phuket knocking shop. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Is knocking on all shops in Phuket to retrieve mentioned granny and marry her Link to comment
freswith Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 ^ Runs the largest Phuket knocking shop. Link to comment
Jabez Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ^ Has secretly opened up an underground fetish bar. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 ^ has a fetish about underground things such as worms. Link to comment
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