musicaddict Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Is really an exhibitionist. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Once tried to interest a young boy in philately. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Is actually a well-trained ferret. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Can count no higher than ten when wearing closed toed shoes. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Can count no higher than ten when wearing open toes shoes. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Can count to 21, but only when naked. Link to comment
theluvsmonkey87 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 ^ makes wooden carvings of reindeer. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Spent an entire weekend wearing nothing but Kleenex boxes and banana peels. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 He has advocated social intercourse in mixed company -- and has taken part in such gatherings himself Sent from my KFTHWA using Tapatalk Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Was sent to jail when he got confused with "Rubber pants" and "Rub her pants" and began accosting random strangers with soft caresses Link to comment
lilmissmommy Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 ^ Eats kittens....but only with ketchup Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Thought watching boxing was stupid, I mean who wants to watch other people pack their items? Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 ^ Is a brony. Low blow, lol. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ^ Made the mistake of saying that rap is music. Link to comment
theluvsmonkey87 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ^ Is actually BabyJuly Link to comment
irishdemon98 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 is actually the monkey from grandma's boy Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 ^ Thinks that "monkey business" is a Fortune 500 company. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Thinks the dress on the avatar is purple, but in reality it is all other colours but purple. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Not only knows how to spell Saskatchewan but can also pronounce it. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Is secretly in charge of the inner workings of the NY subway system. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Surprisingly thought trap and skeet were hobbies of Admiral Akbar, exclusively. Link to comment
irishdemon98 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Is secretly Barbra strisons boyfriend Link to comment
Nyte Kitsune Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 ^ Is really Kratos, from "God of War". No, really! Link to comment
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