DL_Master Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^drinks mayonnaise through a used douche bag Link to comment
freswith Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ Has the foul mind of a really dirty old man! Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ causes warts. Genital warts. Link to comment
cute baby katie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ Hates pampers and secretly only loves huggies pullups for girls Link to comment
babykeiff Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ is really a 52 year old woman Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ wishes he was a 52 year-old woman. Link to comment
babykeiff Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ is really a 52 year old woman, that has just woken up from a 40 year old coma. Link to comment
DL_Master Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Every time ^ sees a woman the sight enduces voilent rectal projectile vomit. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^every time he sees a woman he gets explosive diarrhea Link to comment
freswith Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ Every time he sees a woman he cries and demands to be breast-fed. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ Wishes he had breasts for which to be doing the feeding. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ The midwife made a terrible mistake when he was born. She threw away the baby and kept the placenta. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ Is only jealous because the placenta looked better than him. Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 ^ misses his twin - the one the midwife threw away Link to comment
DL_Master Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 ^does not have any pubes as he has not yet reached puberty Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 ^Reached puberty in the 4th grade. When he got his first menses. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ^Is at the top of the FBI's "Least Wanted" list Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ^ is allergic to brown paper bags Link to comment
freswith Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 ^was seen dancing naked on Runnymede at 10.30 on a Monday morning. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 ^watched from the bushes, the pervert. Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 ^ was caught looking for perverts, so he could join them. Link to comment
DL_Master Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 ^had a script that put 2 girls 1 cup on his wallpaper (he enjoys it) at which point his sister came in while he was masterbating to this video and her screams caused his pet girbils head to explode Link to comment
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