Firefly 35 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^ Eats a McDonalds tetrasodium pyrophosphate burger for lunch every day with a side of extra chemicals. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 *gag* I wouldn't be caught dead eating that swill! What need have I for fast food when I can time trav--I mean, what? Who said that? You're crazy or something. *whistles* ^pronounces the word "infiltrate" with emphasis on the "fil." Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^ Doesn't know what tetrasodium pyrophosphate is. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Well I know it contains 4 sodium atoms and some phosphorus. Right? ^Shot the Sheriff. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ^ Put a trip wire in front of the deputy, hence his username. Also is now wanted for felony faceplant induction. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: ^ Put a trip wire in front of the deputy, hence his username. Also is now wanted for felony faceplant induction Hahahahaha! Okay I'll admit to that one! The look one his face was priceless! ^Solved world hunger. Told nobody. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 ^ Figured out how to have world peace but didn't tell anyone. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 "If you want peace, PREPARE FOR WAR!" -some death metal band on Guitar Hero. ^Let the dogs out. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 ^ Is a crazy cat lady who just got her 126th cat as a Christmas present. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 ^Believes that a figure eight knot is the least secure of all stop knots. Swears by the half hitch. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 ^Pushed a surgeon down a well. His reason? "He should've tended to the sick & left the Well alone." Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ^ Tried to set up his own computer, but can't figure out why the keyboard sounds like a piano, or why Windows 10 was shipped from a home improvement store. Also can't understand how people don't get sick from handling a mouse all the time. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 There may or may not be less untruth to that statement than you wouldn’t think there wasn't. ^doesn't know the difference between centripetal force & centrifugal force. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 ^ Thinks that spinny office chairs are a type of thrill ride and that one with rockets would be awsome. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Umm, yeah! Because they are & it would be! ^thinks smiles are a tool the Devil uses to make us complacent in our sin. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 ^ Thinks that any surgical procedure can be done with only a frying pan, a 20 volt drill, and a spool of dental floss. Also thinks that if real surgeons did that, people would save a lot of money. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Well you can't deny that the second part of that rumor is true. So I'm at least half right. ^Leaves his used diapers in the Walmart parking lot. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Well how else would you dispose of dirty diapers? ^ Likes to pee and poop his diapers until they explode so that the pieces are too small to clean up. Link to comment
babywyatt Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 ^is a shape shifting time traveling monkey from the year 999,999,999,999,999,999,998,999,999,999,999 Link to comment
Adam_Mayes Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 ^ Thinks pizza is a food group and should be eaten everyday Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 57 minutes ago, babywyatt said: Yeah so Good answer! Link to comment
babywyatt Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 ^thinks pants should be illegal Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 No no no, I think pants should be regulated. Not outlawed. ^Has been wearing the same socks for 32 days. Link to comment
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