Tuxedo Oryx Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Condoms and a can opener! Funny you should mention condoms and beer, Jennie. I read about some guy swallowing a condom filled with beer, and having it lodged in his intestines. It was in the fourth edition of the Darwin Awards. Link to comment
jenniebear Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 a box of condoms and another box of condoms....purchased by a Dad who returns to his car .......full of a half a dozen or so screaming kids .....all under the age of 6 ....and a very tired looking wife..... Link to comment
anondl Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Condoms, rope, a shovel and a bag of lye. Oh and a 40oz bottle of Jack. Brudda Voodu You're sick. I like you. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Condoms & a can of Spray-On Starch D lly Link to comment
Tuxedo Oryx Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A box of condoms (particularly the assorted color or glow-in-the-dark variety) and a guide to making animal balloons! Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A box of Condoms & a book of 101 Best Chat-Up Lines D lly Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Condoms & Headache Pills D lly Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 condoms, viagra and a 6 pack of red bull Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Drat ajc! A case of Red Bull was going to be my next suggestion! D lly Link to comment
Tuxedo Oryx Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A box of condoms and a lawn gnome! Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 condoms, hemeroid cream, and box of tissues Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Condoms and a "Sex For Dummies" book Link to comment
Valentine Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Condoms and a box of chocolates, which is then given to the cashier. Link to comment
Tuxedo Oryx Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Condoms and a cheese grater! Link to comment
bigbabbyblue75 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Condoms and a box of chocolates, which is then given to the cashier. ^^ ^^ Condoms and a playboy Link to comment
Valentine Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 OK this one disgusts me. Condoms and a copy of Boy's Life. Now I am going to wash out my mind. Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 condoms and deep heat cream. Link to comment
Tuxedo Oryx Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 A box of condoms and a duck call. Quack! Link to comment
BoTox Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Condoms and a single use digital camera. Then ask if they look at the pictures and can they do them in 8x10 and wallet sizes. Link to comment
BoTox Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Condoms and a phone card then ask for the nearest pay phone. Link to comment
thekid1 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 condoms and sand paper Link to comment
bigbabbyblue75 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Condoms and Condoms and even more Condoms Link to comment
thekid1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 condoms and an electric toothbrush Link to comment
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