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[DailyDi]

[LilLew]

"What would you do if you only had a few minutes left to live?" ?

[Cute_Kitten]

Well, gotta give them points for creativity- never heard of someone using semen to fight a fire! Lube up boys and fap faster, we're gonna need a lotta cum! ? ?‍????

[ValentinesStuff]

7 hours ago, Cute_Kitten said:

Well, gotta give them points for creativity- never heard of someone using semen to fight a fire! Lube up boys and fap faster, we're gonna need a lotta cum! ? ?‍????

The Navy uses semen to fight fires all the time.

[square_duck]

................ WHAT!!!!!????? ? I.......uhhhh.......did I miss something somewhere???? ??

To me, the obvious thing is the people 'jacking off' were the ones who set the fire to begin with!!!!

Some sick people those arsonists!!!! ????

[AbabeBill]

Police with loudspeakers: THIS IS THE POLICE, PLEASE MOVE OFF TO THE SIDE, TO EJACULATE, THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!