The toilet monster

[Bonsai]

https://m.soundcloud.com/camila-de-jes-s-jelvez/toilet-monster

The picture itself is already worth it, but the audio is even better.

[square_duck]

Sally Brown!!!?? I havn't seen or heard anything from her in YEARS!!!! Wonder if it's the same person...

[Cute_Kitten]

That was cute! ☺️ 

Here's some of my favorite potty monster images. (After listening I just had to google it) 

 

 

[KyleABDL]

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mmm nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. i will march my tooshie right back to the nursery before i even THINK of dealing with that.

[Little Cub Pants]

13 hours ago, Cute_Kitten said:

That was cute! ☺️ 

Here's some of my favorite potty monster images. (After listening I just had to google it) 

 

 

And that's why diapies will always be better than going in a potty!?????❤️?

[square_duck]

Great!!! Now I am supposed to go to bed and sleep...after seeing THAT!!!!?

........might be a soggy night...... ?

[Little Cub Pants]

That's why you have Diaper-Boy to defeat the evil potty monster and make sure that our diapers never get taken away. Making sure that there are always enough diapies for every baby/little. So that we can live peacefully in Diaper-Land! Yay!?????☺️????????❤️????❤️???

[square_duck]

I am neither a "baby"  or" little" ....I'm not ..I'm not! I'm NOT!!! *stomps foot*.... ? so jus stobbit!!!

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[Bonsai]

There is usually one single monster for each sewer pipe connected to multiple toilets, so just make sure that a scapegoat is using another toilet nearby, thus luring the monster there, before attempting to use the loo yourself.

 

Rare cases of twin monsters sharing the same piping, in some very large condominiums, have however been reported, so even this trick does not always work?

[Cute_Kitten]

Don't forget the rare cases of triplets too! ?  It's best just to use absorbent padding as a precaution and avoid the dangerous toilets all together.

[square_duck]

I find squatting or standing in a toilet free corner, or behind a door helps a LOT! ?

[Bonsai]

The most sneaky ones are slimy  creatures with incredible mimetic powers: their full body can coat the real toilet and look exactly like the original.

When you sit and feel their odd consistency under the tender skin of your buttocks, it’s already too late: they will wrap around you like a carnivore plant on a bug, assimilate you (BORG style - so turning YOU into a toilet monster) and finally drag themselves back down into darkness.

[Whatsthatsmell]

I am actively trying to starve the toilet.   But my wife keeps feeding it.   

[Nyte Kitsune]

This is my "Toilet monster" Imagine that you are about 5yo, and sitting on the toilet. (I was late being potty trained) My incentive was "If you want to go to school, you need to learn to use the potty!" This is also the reason I think I still like diapers, now I have told this story before, but here it is. As I was sitting there I felt something warm on my cheek, I raised my right hand  and brushed my hand against my right cheek. When I did that I did not expect to see a very large specimen of one of those buggers go flying across the room off of my face. Those images you posted I would much rather have seen... ok.. well.. maybe not, but spiders are everywhere.

[square_duck]

Well, at least it wasn't a brown recluse spider!!! Maybe just more of an average garden spider, scary looking, but harmless...but yeah, I can see why this would creep someone out. ?

 

[Nyte Kitsune]

Yeah, Its one of those memories thats stayed with me, I remember it took my dad several weeks to kill that spider too.. After it flew across the bathroom it took up residence under the bathroom sink, my dad used a combination of mothballs soaked with rubbing alcohol to kill it, I was wary of going in there the whole time and even after that it took me years to be able to deal with spiders, finally got over my fear of spiders when I was in my late teens when I took up landscaping. After all, hard to work around outside and not encounter them, Bushes, wood piles, they make a home anywhere. Still I wouldn't be surprised if my subconscious remembers that day hence my disposition towards diapers after all, I don't expect to find them in my diaper, lol, thats not pleasant for anyone, certainly not a spider. 

[Cute_Kitten]

The most epic and real toilet monster to ever live......the spider!!! ?️

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BabySofia]

And at that point I write the house off and nuke it...

[Crinklz Kat]

1 hour ago, BabySofia said:

And at that point I write the house off and nuke it...

Nuke the entire house from orbit!  That's the only way to be sure!    ?

 

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Cheer upQ it could have been