Real Heroes Wear Diapers: The Diapered Avenger (Complete!)

[keith60]

i hope hope the story is done soon

[Sarah Penguin]

[Diapered Avenger]

Chapter 7

After Liz changed me (I really didn't care how embarrassing it was because of what I just went through), I told her we needed to go to Hidden Magic to talk to Rimlen. Thankfully, he was still there despite it being late at night.

“Is there a reason you are here?” Rimlen asked.

I took out the blueprints and showed them to Rimlen. I explained how I found these in the quarry where I saw the Nanny and her minions.

“So Nanette is planning to use this 'Reverse Ray' for her own evil ways?”

I nodded, briefly noting how convenient it was that the Nanny's name was Nanette. “I'm not sure what she's planning, but I know it involves this.”

Rimlen looked over the blueprints. “What did you say this was going to be used for again?”

“My friend Joe said it was for making expired food edible again, why?”

Rimlen sighed. “I think I need to tell you why Nanette is planning something like this.” He took Liz and I to a private room to talk.

Rimlen sat down and started explaining his past with the Nanny. “Nanette was studying magic to find a way to bring back her child, who was killed by a criminal. I told her that spells to bring back the dead for forbidden.”

“But why?” Liz asked.

“The Grand Elders of Magic believe that no one should have the power to control life itself.” Rimlen replied. “I explained this to Nanette, but she ignored me, deciding to rededicate her efforts to find a way to work around it. She theorized by using modern advancements in medicine, she could reanimate her son's corpse.”

“What happened?” I asked.

Rimlen flinched in response, which gave Liz and I an obvious answer. “The result of Nanette's efforts... was not a successful one. After her failure, she was excommunicated from the Order of Sorcery. I thought I'd never see her again, but now I know she is planning something.” He let out a brief sigh. “And the worst part is that I think she's going to something besides bringing back her son.”

“Like what?”

“I'm not sure, but what I do know is that she needs to be stopped.” Rimlen replied. “When will this 'Reverse Ray' be displayed to the public?”

“A week from Friday, why?” I asked.

“Nanette is most likely planning to steal the device in question for her spell, so we need to stop her.” Rimlen said. We spent the next hour discussing a plan to stake out at the Reverse Ray's public reveal in case the Nanny attacks.

Soon, Liz and I headed back to my house to rest after this long day. My mom was in the living room.

“Hi Nick, how was your day?” She asked before she saw Liz. “Oh, and what's she doing here? Planning to make out behind my back?”

That question made Liz and I blush vividly. “Mom, come on! We've known each other for over ten years! I don't see her that way.”

“Y-Yeah! Neither do I!” Liz added. “We're just going to hang out in his room as friends.”

I could tell that was my mom's intended reaction as she started laughing. “I'm just kidding! But since you're going up there, would you mind changing Nick if he needs it?”

Liz nodded before we went up to my room.

“Alright, let's get this over with. Can you take off your pants please?” Liz asked, making me freeze a little. “Your mom said she wanted me to see if you needed a change.”

I sighed and took off my pants, exposing my dinosaur printed diaper to Liz. I figured since she had already changed me a few hours ago, I would still be dry. It turns out I was right.

“I still don't get why you don't think this is weird.” I said.

“Nick, I already told you, I'm already on board with stopping the Nanny.”

“I don't mean that. I mean this.” I pointed to my diaper.

“What do you mean?”

“I'm almost twenty-one years old, and I'm wearing a diaper!” I shouted. “Why aren't more people disgusted by me?”

Liz looked shocked by my brief outburst. “We understand you need them, that's why.”

I sighed as I sat down on my bed. “But I don't remember needing them. This is something that the pacifier did to me. Somehow, it not only made everyone think I need diapers, but now I can't even hold it in anymore.”

Liz sat down next to me and put her hand on my shoulder. “Let me ask you something: If everyone else is okay with you wearing diapers, why do you still have a problem with it?”

“Because...” I was about to explain, but I realized that Liz had a point. “I... I really don't know why.”

“If you have the power to crush rocks with your bare hands, do you really think someone's going to tease you for wearing diapers?” Liz retorted. “Hell, I used to be jealous of you when we were kids.”

“You were?” I asked. This was new information.

Liz nodded in response. “Yeah. You never really had to stop playing to use the bathroom, and they looked really comfy. Plus, your dirty diapers were great for making stink bombs with.”

I couldn't help but chuckle a little. “I guess you have a point there.”

Liz really opened up my third eye when it came to my diapers. I was already on the fence before, but Liz helped me realize it might not be so bad if I don't know how to... do whatever everyone does in the bathroom. What is it again? Eh, I'll think about it tomorrow.

Either way, I just decided to relax with Liz for the rest of the night.

 

.....

Another short chapter, but what do you think of it? Next time, we edge closer to the final battle. As usual, any kind of feedback, from reviews, to theories, suggestions for future chapters, or even just thoughts on the story is more than welcome.

[Sarah Penguin]

[Pierry Louys]

Good chapter to build momento for the next one ! Can’t wait to see what gonna happen next 

[Diapered Avenger]

Author's Note: Just a slight retcon I changed the causes of what killed Nanette's kid. That was meant to be part of the rough draft. Enjoy!

Chapter 8

The day of the Reverse Ray demonstration soon arrived. I got plenty of sleep that night before I met up with Liz and Rimlen.

Our plan was to disguise ourselves so the Nanny wouldn't recognize us if she broke in to steal the ray.

For the most part, we laid low while some of the scientists gave a few speeches about the ray. We texted each other to share what we saw in our different spots in the crowd.

“And now, without further ado, the Reverse Ray!” The lead scientist unveiled the ray in question and aimed it at a rotten apple. He soon fired the ray, which shot a beam of red energy at the apple. Amazingly, it looked like it was freshly picked. One of the scientists picked it up and took a bite, before showing the inside of the apple looked fresh.

“With this device, we can stop food from going bad and use it to help feed the less fortunate!” The scientist declared, making everyone stand up and applaud their effort.

They were going to continue talking when suddenly, the power was cut. It was accompanied by a slight chuckle in the dark. The lights came back on, and the Nanny was in the room with her minions.

“I really like your toy.” She said in a fake tone of eagerness. “Is it okay if I borrow it? There's only one answer to this question, you know.” She added before taking out her whip. Naturally, everyone in the area, with the exception of a few of the scientists associated with the project, ran like hell. In the chaos, the Nanny took out a few white gemstones and started placing them around the Reverse Ray, most likely planning to cast a spell with them.

I went to a secluded area to transform, and I flew at the Nanny to stop her, avoiding her goons in the process. Liz and Rimlen helped me out by fighting a few of the Nanny's henchmen. They gave me an easy opportunity to confront the Nanny.

I threw a couple punches at her, but she easily trapped me with her whip.

“Sorry about this. You know how babies can be.” The Nanny said to one of the scientists.

“Nanette, what are you doing?” The lead scientist asked.

The Nanny actually flinched for a second before turning to him. “For your information, Daniel, before this rude baby attacked...”

“I'm not a baby!” I retorted.

“Ignore him,” The Nanny (or should I call her Nanette now?) replied. “What you don't get is that I'm using our creation for an even greater purpose.”

“And what's that?” The scientist, obviously named Daniel, asked.

“Stopping corruption in this cruel world.” Nanette replied coldly.

“What do you mean by that?” I asked.

Nanette responded by tightening her whip's hold on me. “Not now, baby.” She replied, making me wonder what was her obsession for calling me “baby”. I don't need to explain my reasoning to you yet.” At this point, several of her goons had placed several white gemstones around the Reverse Ray.

“Vectura!” The Nanny cried out as she stomped on one of the white gemstones, which caused a chain reaction that destroyed the others around the Reverse Ray. It eventually formed a magic circle that the Reverse Ray fell into. “I'll see you all later. I'll even look after this baby free of charge!” She added as she dragged me into the portal with her. I'm not sure what happened next, because I blacked out from the trip.

I came to and found I was strapped down on some kind of table by what looked like those strange chains one of the Nanny's henchmen used on me last week. I still couldn't break out or use any of my powers. Amazingly, I was still transformed. I guess all that training helped bring my energy up or something like that.

I looked around to see what my surroundings were like. The room I was in had walls painted bright blue, with several toys littered around the floor, and it smelled like baby powder—Am I in a goddamn nursery?

“It seems like the baby's finally awake.” My thoughts were interrupted by the Nanny entering the room. “How did you sleep?”

“Cut the crap, what are you going to do with me?” I asked angrily.

“It's funny that you say that, because I know the first thing I'm planning to do.” The Nanny grinned before pressing her hand against the back of my diaper, which had a noticeable squish to it. “Let's change that poopy diaper of yours.”

Seeing how I couldn't move, I really had no other choice but to comply. The Nanny unbuttoned the straps of the onesie I was wearing before she untaped my diaper. “Oh my! You really made a big mess!” She said teasingly as she fanned the air a little.

“So what do you need me for?” I asked, not laughing in the slightest. “And what do you mean by 'stopping corruption'?”

“Well, you remember I said I needed that gemstone, right?” The Nanny replied as she wiped my down. “With the magical energy it has, I can use it in conjunction with the Reverse Ray to turn back the clock. Instead of reversing the aging effects on food...”

I gasped in horror. “You're going to use it on people...”

The Nanny smiled in response. “Good job! I figured why bring back my son when I can start anew as a Mommy and raise criminals again as cute babies, sort of like you.” She poked my nose playfully to emphasize that last word. “It will take a while. But I will stop crime on the planet, one diaper change at a time.”

I couldn't believe she was planning this. Her plan had so many flaws in it, but she really thought she could use this ray on every criminal or corrupt person in the world. I wondered if this was a result of her decreasing sanity. Even the last time I met her, she didn't look like she had all of her metaphorical marbles together.

“Then why didn't you take it while I was out?” I asked while the Nanny applied baby powder to my butt.

“It's simple. After we get your tushie nice and dry... You're going to power the Reverse Ray.” The Nanny said grimly, making my eyes widen in fear. “I was originally going to channel the gemstone's power into the Reverse Ray, but since you bonded with it, that plan has changed.” She replied as she taped a new diaper onto me.

I was soon taken off the changing table and escorted to another room where I saw Daniel was chained to a seat with the Reverse Ray pointing at him.

“You don't have to do this, Nanette!” Said.

“Quiet.” The Nanny said before she took out a few wires from the Ray and wrapped them around my pacifier badge. Soon, she powered on the Reverse Ray and began chanting a spell.

“Converte manum tempore. Aetatem reducere. Converte manum tempore. Aetatem reducere”

The Ray soon hummed to life as I felt so much energy draining from me in the process. I felt like I was getting the life sucked right out of me.

“Converte manum tempore. Aetatem reducere. Converte manum tempore. Aetatem redu--”

The Nanny was soon interrupted by a flash of light. I turned around and saw Liz and Rimlen, the latter of which was holding a magical staff with what looked like a crystal ball on top.

“Hey guys! Looks like everything went according to plan!” I smiled.

.....

What did you think of this chapter? Next time, it's the final battle with the Nanny and her minions! As usual, any kind of feedback, from reviews, to theories, suggestions for future chapters, ways I can improve my writing, or even just thoughts on the story is more than welcome.

[Pierry Louys]

Wow that’s was intense , would be nice to see a flashback showing they planing! And wow the fight scene and the diaper change scene/ villain explaining his plain was great 

[Diapered Avenger]

Author's Note: And here we are at the final chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 9

So you're probably wondering what exactly our plan was. The thing was we had talked about this a week ago.

“Nanette is most likely planning to steal the device in question for her spell, so we need to stop her.” Rimlen said. “I have a plan. It might sound ridiculous, but I need you to trust me.”

“What's your idea? It's better than nothing.” I replied.

“I want you to get captured by Nanette.”

“WHAT? WHY?” I asked, not understanding why he thought that was a good idea until he held up an orange, almost like what people in the military wear.

“If you hide this gemstone in your clothing, I can cast a tracking spell on it. This way, we can take the fight straight to her.” Rimlen explained.

“That's... actually a great idea.” Liz said. “And you're going to fight too?”

Rimlen nodded and took out a scepter with a crystal ball on top. “I don't usually use magical artifacts of this caliber, but I'll make an exception here.” He said. “But are you going to fight alongside us as well?”

“Hell yeah, I am.” Liz replied. “We still need to get some training done while we have time, Nick.”

So we kept talking about where we would position ourselves at the event, while I made sure to put up a poor fight so the Nanny would take me to her lair, then Liz and Rimlen would follow. Now that backup's here, the real fight can begin.

The Nanny growled at the sight of her old friend and mentor. “Rimlen... You finally show up.”

“Nanette, please. You don't have to do this.” Rimlen said, trying to reason with her.

This only made the Nanny laugh. “You may think I don't have to, but I've seen the corruption in this world, and I will fix it in my own special way!” She cried out with a devious grin on her face.

Rimlen sighed and tapped the bottom of his scepter on the ground. “Solvite Vincla Utrumque Istorum!” He chanted, freeing myself and Daniel from the chains.

The Nanny wasn't sure what to do so she wrapped her whip around the Reverse Ray. Shockingly, the whip had several gemstones on it, and one of them started glowing as she chanted a spell of her own. “Minoris Formae Navigiis!” Energy radiated from her whip as the Reverse Ray shrunk in size. The Nanny picked up the ray and put it in her pocket and made a run for it.

“You're not getting away so easily!” I shouted as I flew after her while Liz and Rimlen took care of the Nanny's henchmen.

I followed the Nanny outside of her lair, and I saw we were on top of a mountain overseeing a grand lake. I would have taken time to admire the scenery, but I had more pressing matters to attend to.

“Give it up. You have nowhere else to go.” I said firmly as I floated above her.

“Not unless I kill you first.” I heard the nanny mutter before she cracked her whip at me. Thankfully, Liz had helped me train my reflexes, so I caught it. I saw the Nanny crack a smile at me, but I didn't have time to react as she cast another spell. “Flagellum de Caelo!” She chanted before a bolt of electricity traveled through the whip, giving me a painful shock and knocking me down.

We then exchanged some brief fisticuffs. Although I had super strength, the Nanny's movements were much faster, so we both got some blows in on each other.

After I knocked the Nanny back with one of my punches, she started twirling her whip around while chanting another spell. “Ventus Flagellum Dei!” With this spell, a stream of wind started coming my way, threatening to blow me away. I soon countered with my super crybaby wail. We were both blown back by the collision of the attacks.

“I have to admit, you've really come to understand the power of that gemstone.” The Nanny mused. “Just remember, babies don't have as much experience as Mommy does...” She said as she... jumped off the mountain, into the lake? What was she planning here?

I soon found out as I heard another spell being cast from underneath the lake.

“Neptunum, ut det mihi vires iungere se in mare... In magna aquae ingentes... Ad ab alveo aequor ad iram!”

Suddenly, a gigantic mass of water five times my size in the shape of a woman emerged. It actually looked like the Nanny. I couldn't believe it, she had somehow fused with the water!

“a ShAmE yOu DiDn'T bRiNg A sWiM dIaPeR, bAbY!” She shouted in a distorted voice. It really looked like she wanted me dead for not going along with her twisted plan.

Water Nanny threw a watery punch at me, knocking me to the ground. She then grabbed my head with her other hand, trying to drown me in her aquatic body. “WoUlD yOu LoOk At ThAt? tHe BaBy DoEsN'T kNoW hOw To SwIm!”

I tried to struggle, but I was running out of air. I let out another supersonic crybaby wail which helped me break free from Water Nanny's grasp.

While I was trying to regain my breath, Water Nanny let out a primal cry and slammed me into the ground using another fist.

At this point, I could barely get up, much less breathe. I really felt like I was out of my league, and had no idea what to do. And to top it all off, there was a lot of water in my diaper at the moment.

“Aquae Contineat!” Suddenly, Water Nanny was briefly knocked back by one of Rimlen's spells.

Rimlen and Liz helped me get up. “Nick, are you okay? What is that?” Liz asked.

“Hell if I know. She can just do that now.” I replied.

“This is a type of forbidden magic even I have no idea how to defeat.” Rimlen said.

This only made me feel even more hopeless, and I felt even more defeat as Water Nanny got back up. “That's great. I can't stop her, much less land a hit on her now...” I mumbled. “It's not like I can throw a giant sponge at her and...” And suddenly, lightbulb.

I wasn't sure if this would work, but it was worth a try. I flew up and charged at Water Nanny, but this time, I was flying butt first. I slammed my padded butt into Water Nanny, and my diaper started to do its job and absorbed the water. As my diaper got bigger, Water Nanny got smaller.

So yeah. I defeated my first supervillain thanks to the power of my super absorbent diapers. Not exactly something Superman can do...

The Nanny was knocked unconscious after she managed to separate herself from the water before I absorbed her. I soon landed in front of her, with my waterlogged diaper at the size of a beanbag chair. I took the tiny Reverse Ray out, and it looked like it was damaged from the water. “So, now what?” I asked.

“Well, we've already dealt with Nanette's followers, so the only thing left is to confiscate the remaining gemstones and then deliver her to the proper authorities.” Rimlen explained.

“Sounds good to me.” I replied. “But first... do you think I could get a change?” I asked, poking my drenched diaper.

After Liz got through the monumental task of changing me out of my boulder-sized diaper, I helped tie up the remaining henchmen of the Nanny and detransformed before we called the cops.

After about a half-hour of waiting, the cops arrived. “What do we have here?” One of the officers asked.

“We were just hiking, and then we found these people were tied up by someone else.” Liz replied. “I think it was a superhero.”

Another officer shrugged. “I guess we have an ally from outside. Hopefully, he isn't the type to use his powers for evil.”

Later that night, I decided to pay one more visit to the local police department after a little rest.

“Uh, Sargent Juliana? There's someone outside to talk to you.” One of the officers said. “And by outside, I mean outside your window.”

Sargent Juliana got up from her desk and opened her window to see me floating outside. “I take it you're the new hero in town?” She asked. “Didn't think you'd be dressed in something I'd see my two year old son wear.”

I chuckled a little. “Yeah, I get the costume's weird, but I've learned to just go with the flow. I just wanted to let you know if you ever need help with stopping crime, you can count on me for help.”

“And what do you want in return? A new toy? A bottle?” Sargent Juliana snarked.

“Maybe I just want to do this because I want to.” I replied. “The world needs more heroes right now.”

“And if I'm going to be working with you from now on, what should I call you?” The Sargent asked.

“Call me... The Diapered Avenger.”

Four Weeks Later...

I was flying through the city, patrolling the area for crime like I had been for the past few weeks. Suddenly, I saw the same cloaked figure from the second night I had these powers. I instinctively got into a fighting stance, but strangely, he didn't raise his staff. “What do you want?” I asked.

“I require your help.” The figure stated. “This world is in danger.”

The Diapered Avenger Will Return...

And that's a wrap! Don't worry. there are more stories on the way, and you'll see the Diapered Avenger again. What did you think of this story? Are there any ways I can improve my writing? Any kind of feedback is welcome. Thank you for taking the time to read this story!

[Sarah Penguin]

[BabySofia]

I enjoyed this! Well done! 

[Pierry Louys]

??????

[PlstkBakdnghtnday]

I was hoping Liz would pad up and join him.

[Arendeth]

Thanks for the story.