Firefly 35 Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 One is a painting in the Louve, and the other sank to the bottom of the ocean, probably somewhere over the south Pacific. If I want to install a new air conditioner, do I have to download it first? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 No it has to be uploaded Why is the desert dry? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 Because it wears too many diapers. My IQ test came back negative, so does that mean I'm officially cured of IQ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 No, you've been infected with The Dumb and can no longer brain. What do you do with a drunken sailor? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Send him to the bathroom to use his diaper Why take sleeping pills when you can drink a monster and not need sleep? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Monsters demand human sacrifice as tribute! Duh! What is the opposite of day? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 A very large hamster. Why do we sleep? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 To enter the realm of dreams where we prepare to fight the final battle against the red bull. Why so serious? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Because the mockbird stole my blue hammer. who is the inventor of hot water? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Ur Mum (Come on 8 pages and nobody's said that!) What is 10 ÷ 3? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Pie (either pumpkin or cherry...been too long since I went to school for this) Why are tomatoes red? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Because they aren't white. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 No, if you look better you will discover that the road crossed the chicken... because, in the end, both the road and the chicken do not exist. Who did murder Kennedy? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Mr. Pickles. How do you know? Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Ya jus' gotta like, believe dud'. An then, ya'll know. does this look infected? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Pineapples! Pineapples will solve all your problems. Where am I? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Because raisins. Where does rain come from? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 The martian shower faucet. What is the answer to Minecraft bedrock edition? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 craft beer Why doesn't Budweiser make me wiser ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Because a wiser man would stick to IPA and get more bang for his buck. Why has Bethesda not made a game as good as or better than Skyrim? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Because The Joker finally managed to win the day over Batman. when they say that no animals were harmed in the making of a movie, they also mean that no one has used insecticide against mosquitoes? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 You have the wrong idea; insecticide doesn't harm mosquitoes, it makes them stronger. What is the best way to counteract acid reflux from alcohol? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Malaria doesn't exist in Hollywood Why is water wet ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The sun sizzles the eggs so your omelet will be made to perfection. Give me one reason? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Because I said so Why is night dark ? Link to comment
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