Warmwetandcozy Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Because of Jedi mind control Why underware when there's diapers ? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 Because diapers are always overthere, and most people can't make it to overthere in time. How many pi's are there in one cake? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 3.144444 How many stars in a moon ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 The negative one. How will the world end? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Is this statement true? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Hamburger! Why is pee yellow ? Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Well the sun is yellow, the sun is warm, pee's warm, therefore pee = yellow. Have you ever taken the time to just stop, and think about it? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Think about stopping that's crazy id run someone over if I stopped the car Why get high when you could get low ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 If I got low, I'd get run over because you wouldn't stop your freakin car. Why is windows crashing? Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Rocks. Is lavender a color, or a smell, or plant? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 None of the above. Lavender is a fictitious character from the Harry Potter franchise. Why do I need glasses? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 Because mugs are not stackable and thus are more difficult to store. Since spiders have 8 legs, do they get a discount when buying shoes? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 No they have to pay 10x more Is my diaper wet ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 There is no diaper. What is the opposite of blue? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Eulb! How can we measure the QI? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 QI is used to measure lack of intelligence, so just take the inverse of your IQ test and you'll see how lacking you are. What is on the bottom of the ocean? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Space Why do snakes bite ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Because the need for honeysuckle outweighs the price that your tea would sell for in China. What is the difference between an apple and an orange? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 There are no clockwork apples. Up or down? Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 All around. Would you, if you could've? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Cheese and Gonads! What is a cow doign on a pig? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Its a mad cow Why does bacon smell like cops? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Because doughnuts. How old is the lab? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 X -y = lab Why is it considered taboo to wear diapers out of preference? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Because SHH! Why is tuna so bland? Link to comment
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