horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Because the hamsters running the hamster wheel sleep at night, thus it does not spin or produce light (common sense!) Am I on Santa's naughty list again? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I'm so happy I could tear out your intestines and strangle with you with them! Cheese for everyone? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 A visit to the lake would be very relaxing indeed! Am I the only one Here? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 One is the loneliest number, but only one can be first and last. What’s the current average market value for a soul? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The answer is.....*drum roll* FISH!!! What shall be the salmon slapped savio Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 It's over 9000! When is the last taco for my train station? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 SAND WITCHES AND GRAVY DOGS! Lemon Curry? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The apple ran away from the produce isle! What is the absolute value of pi? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3337774747e927363u92837366w982828638372929292948437373737373736373763635253525wt2525252525474758585858943837÷3 Is this the job interview for the management training course? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Yes, feel free to lay in the coffin, it’s a shame to use such a nice coffin only when you’re no longer able to appreciate it! where is my free drink? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Hotel Alcatraz, every room has its own bars and drinks are on the rocks. Why does it glow like that? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 Because you're using the zipline that says high voltage. Is it true that if you plant a penny, it will grow a dollar plant? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 No dollars shrink to penny's over time Why drink alcohol when it can be given in an I.V. ? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I.V. feeding would not cause stomach and throat cancer and would therefore be less effective as a population control method, so it should not be incentivated. What's the purpose of humanity's existence? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I said NO! Mr. Donkey, the cow is not for cheese! What the F... Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 To help cats bark Why do dogs lick your hands ? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 They prefer to get a sample before ordering a whole meal. Why do pigs fly around so much? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Because criminals run fast Do I smell like bacon ? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Iguanas, I say, IGUANAS!!! Who turned the lights off? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Your fairy god mother Why is glue sticky ? Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 For the same reason that rubber's elastic. I know the speed of light, but what is the speed of dark? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 A day maybe Why call this site daily diapers and not diapers daily ? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Because a fish is not an armadillo. What is the ahendidhagYegdi2ufrjie doing to my hejejdbshfehseubzhdhcbkyejdjosjdhu Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Qglsbllkdscnmlgscnl Why do stupid questions get stupider answers ? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 The train station stole my salad! Why do people sometimes not read the topic before posting replies? Link to comment
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