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[Firefly 35]

One is a painting in the Louve, and the other sank to the bottom of the ocean, probably somewhere over the south Pacific.

If I want to install a new air conditioner, do I have to download it first?

[Warmwetandcozy]

No it has to be uploaded 

Why is the desert dry?

[Firefly 35]

Because it wears too many diapers.

My IQ test came back negative, so does that mean I'm officially cured of IQ?

[horrorfan]

No, you've been infected with The Dumb and can no longer brain.

What do you do with a drunken sailor? 

[Warmwetandcozy]

Send him to the bathroom to use his diaper 

Why take sleeping pills when you can drink a monster and not need sleep? 

 

[horrorfan]

Monsters demand human sacrifice as tribute! Duh!

What is the opposite of day?

[TheCormac]

A very large hamster.

Why do we sleep?

 

 

[horrorfan]

To enter the realm of dreams where we prepare to fight the final battle against the red bull.

Why so serious?

[Bonsai]

Because the mockbird stole my blue hammer.

who is the inventor of hot water?

[TheCormac]

Ur Mum (Come on 8 pages and nobody's said that!)

What is 10 ÷ 3?

[horrorfan]

Pie (either pumpkin or cherry...been too long since I went to school for this)

Why are tomatoes red?

[TheCormac]

Because they aren't white.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Bonsai]

No, if you look better you will discover that the road crossed the chicken... because, in the end, both the road and the chicken do not exist.

Who did murder Kennedy?

[horrorfan]

Mr. Pickles.

How do you know?

[foofybabykitten]

Ya jus' gotta like, believe dud'. An then, ya'll know.

does this look infected?

[horrorfan]

Pineapples! Pineapples will solve all your problems.

Where am I?

[horrorfan]

Because raisins.

Where does rain come from?

[Firefly 35]

The martian shower faucet.  

What is the answer to Minecraft bedrock edition?

[Warmwetandcozy]

craft beer 

Why doesn't Budweiser make me wiser ?

[horrorfan]

Because a wiser man would stick to IPA and get more bang for his buck.

Why has Bethesda not made a game as good as or better than Skyrim?

[Bonsai]

Because The Joker finally managed to win the day over Batman.

when they say that no animals were harmed in the making of a movie, they also mean that no one has used insecticide against mosquitoes?

[horrorfan]

You have the wrong idea; insecticide doesn't harm mosquitoes, it makes them stronger.

What is the best way to counteract acid reflux from alcohol? 

[Warmwetandcozy]

Malaria doesn't exist in Hollywood 

Why is water wet ?

[horrorfan]

The sun sizzles the eggs so your omelet will be made to perfection.

Give me one reason?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because I said so 

Why is night dark ?