Dude where's my diaper

[Miles]

Over the Memorial Weekend I stayed over at my friends house in California. It was a perfect day out so I went day drinking in a signature series wellness brief. To make a long story short, I got wasted! I woke up on my friends couch, forgot most of what happened last night, and my diaper wasn't on me anymore. I am hoping in my drunken state, I disposed of it in the trash somewhere. However, it is one of the mysteries of the ages. I felt like the, "Dude Where's My Car" movie, except it was the, "Dude Where is My Diaper?" The diaper version could be more high stakes. Anyone ever have this happen to them? Something to think about.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Time to start thinking about treatment for alcoholism. And stay away from the 12 step program. go for something like Rational Emotive Therapy. When you get so soused that you do not remember what you did for a long time, you are cruisin' for a bruisin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF72vvW-y3M

[Denube]

I got that drunk once.

[DavidMW]

I've never been drunk, but one night I went to bed wearing a pair of underwear - briefs.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If that happens again, see a sleep specialist

[diapered charles]

I really enjoyed the video Christine posted.

[kellysbaby]

I use a babysitter when i drink now. I'm an introvert but i party to extremes when i flip the switch. 3 weeks ago i puked out of a strangers Mercedes. I don't remember it, but i saw the pics..... babysitters rock!

[attendsdiapers]

Been there, done that. Many embarrassing stories as a result of alcohol. I just pray that I continue to enjoy it responsibly (i.e., never drink and drive). Thank God for thick diapers!

[2sail2]

One time I got very drunk: it was

[jeremy12312]

A while back I had been toying with fake 24/7, always wearing diapers but not using them at the office. I'd pee over the top and wait 'til I got home to poop.

One night after work we had a huge party, where the beer flowed like wine, for hitting a big milestone on a project. And I was a wreck afterwards.

Getting home was easy, no issues on the train ride, but once home I proceded straight to the bathroom and passed out cold on the floor in front of the toilet. When I came to, my pants. Were. Full. I'd been holding it since, like, noon, and it was well past midnight.

My girlfriend, who totally isn't into anything to do with messy diapers, was both pissed off and slightly amused when I sheepishly and drunkenly complained, "Honey, I pooped my pants."

She threw me in the shower to rinse off, I stumbled to bed to sleep it off, and we've never spoken of it again.

I've since watched my drinking a little more closely. That was a freebie. The next one might not go so well.

[DLdapper]

Sounds like you had quite the night miles! At least you didn't need the diaper. That could have been rather messy.

[PinkGecko]

I had similar issues with heavy drinking in the past, though this was before I started regularly wearing diapers. More than once I'd wake up the next morning naked from the waist down, only to find a pair of pee-soaked pants crumpled up nearby. It's just not fun when it's not intentional, and part of that is what helped me eventually kick alcohol for good.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

I have gotten waisted a few times. Hangovers can be a

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

And made twice as worse having to clean up the barf

[Baby Brian]

Aaah yes. Nothing like killing our brain cells and making a stupid decision like drinking in excess an even dumber idea.

I admit I did that once too. 18 years old, in the military on leave, at a friends house, and playing drinking games. Wow I was stupid then, at least it "sobered" me up. Now I enjoy my drinking every night and just make sure I don't exceed my limit.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

You were in the military?

Thank you for your service

[turtlepins]

Been a little woozy, but never drunk.