Bettypooh Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I was just reminiscing about the BC Comic strip which used to feature a "Truth Rock" where some wild idea with some basis in fact was declared to be " the truth" so here we go with our own version The idea is to post a silly or seemingly crazy thought that seems right but actually isn't Each post must include the word "truth" in it somewhere I'll start with this one: Truth: Putting on gloves causes your nose to itch Bettypooh Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Truth: Keep making that face, and it'll freeze that way. Link to comment
TDL Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Truth: If you want to save more money, go into a store and grab an apple. Insert helium into it, so that when the clerk weighs it, it'll go into a negative amount, thus being forced to GIVE you money for the apple. Repeat this and you will have infinite money and apples. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Truth: an ounce of gold weighs the same as an ounce of brick. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Truth: the barnacle has the longest penis realtive to it's size of any animal on earth. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 Truth: the barnacle has the longest penis relative to it's size of any animal on earth. I wonder what the female barnacles think of that Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Truth: they really enjoy it. Barnacles don't get out much. Such a boring life, but at least they don't have to worry about what the other barnacle looks like. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 TRUTH: Eggs do not come from eggplants. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Truth: Dust grows in corners of all houses, and migrates from there to the rest of the house. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Truth: apples and oranges are secretly the same fruit, but long standing differences in religious belief have caused them to go their separate ways. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Truth: The opposite of PRO is CON; Therefore the opposite of PROgress is CONgress and ex-CONS are former politicians. Don't believe it? Just look around. 1 Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Truth: The opposite of PRO is CON; Therefore the opposite of PROgress is CONgress and ex-CONS are former politicians. Don't believe it? Just look around. Scales are made from lizzard skin Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Truth: Fish are the best musicians, because they know how to play all the scales. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Truth: boiling water temperature ranges from 0,01 to 374 C° depending on pressure. Link to comment
:dlb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 truth-Underwater the fish dont stink. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 Truth- Electrolysis for killing hairs was invented by an eye doctor to get rid of hairs under the eyelid which damaged the eye's surface Bettypooh Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Truth: that eye doctor became very rich when it was then discovered that vision was significantly improved once the eye's surface was damaged. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Truth: while 90% of bird species are monogamous, just 3% of mammal species are. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Truth: The female coyote can consciously adjust her own fertility to match how much food she estimates will be available for her pups. Link to comment
aleyxsis Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 fish can change sex ! just saying seen it on national geografic on public tv !! lol Link to comment
Eir Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Truth: Don't drink water, fish have sex in it! Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Truth: If you take a one hundred dollar bill and tear it in half, each half will be worth fifty dollars. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Truth: diamonds can burn. They are the most expensive fuel existing... Link to comment
musicaddict Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Truth: The woodchuck and woodpecker diverted from the same relative. Sadly unlike the woodpecker, the woodchuck popultion possesses two copies of a recessive gene that make them unable to use their chucking ability on wood. Link to comment
Repaid1 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Just wondering don't you want the topic title to say trUth and not trVth? If so I will change it. Link to comment
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