Last Post Wins....

[wetman]

..it happens. Get used to me winning.

[DailyDi]

99 pages but this bitch just won!

[square_duck]

I think he missed it

[freswith]

99 pages of sheer inanity. Whatever am I doing here?

...apart from winning, of course.

[wetman]

99 pages of sheer inanity. Whatever am I doing here?

...apart from winning, of course.

Not winning?

[square_duck]

Thinking about it, I'll take the win.....

THANKS!

[freswith]

I've heard of 1984-style duckspeak, but you have appeared to have invented duckthink.

I suppose I had better win, just to show you how elegantly it can be done.

Oh dear, now I've done IT.

[square_duck]

Lok what you've done! Now you had better clean IT up!

And while you are doing that, I'll just win instead

[aleyxsis]

So sorry to interupt the delightful chit chat between square duck and freswith !.But i must exclaim I have won again !

[wetman]

And you are wrong again, because you're not winning.

That's due to me winning, that is.

Me.

I win.

K?

[square_duck]

Kind of premature there aren't you???

Seems I'M the one winning...

I wonder if that premature things has anything to do with 'IT'

[underwhere]

Don't ancient ducks get Alzheimer's frequently? Seems to me that in that case, you would forget how to win, sir Duck, in which case, I must be winning.

[square_duck]

Nope, haven't forgotten a thing.....now .....where the heck are my glasses....?

O wel, i down't ned dem two wyn heer

[wetman]

Kind of premature there aren't you???

Seems I'M the one winning...

I wonder if that premature things has anything to do with 'IT'

No, you got that wrong, immature would be the better term.

And: glasses or not: ^{squinting is a sure sign of Alzheimers and loosing (that includes 'IT').}

[freswith]

Good God! Have you let IT loose? Or did you mean losing IT?

[underwhere]

If you lost IT, surely you would need to file a police report and an insurance claim to get IT back again. Of course, if a burglar stole IT and then sold IT on the black market, you might never see IT again. Either way, I win.

[square_duck]

No, you got that wrong, immature would be the better term.

And: glasses or not: ^{squinting is a sure sign of Alzheimers and loosing (that includes 'IT').}

Well, if it is Alzheimer's, I seem to have forgotten how to loose! because I'm winning now!

[freswith]

Hmmm.... Tedious. Ill have to put a stop to THAT.

[underwhere]

Oh dear! What has THAT done to deserve being stopped? Did THAT inadvertantly mention IT?

Alas, it matters not, for as you can see, I am surely winning.

[square_duck]

Ok, what did IT do to deserve THAT??

Beside let me win!

[underwhere]

You seem confused, sir duck. IT didn't do anything to deserve THAT. An amphibian claimed that he needed to put a stop to THAT. I was simply expressing concern, because, to the best of my knowledge, THAT has done nothing wrong which needed to have a stop put to THAT. IT and THAT have not, to the best of my knowledge, interacted at all, so no claims can be made against either IT or THAT.

I do believe, once the whole affair is settles, that it will be perfectly clear that both IT and THAT agree that I am winning. Therefore, since they are extremely wise, you should take their word and agree with them.

Until that happens, at least as of right now, I am winning.

[ldatsea]

i win

[freswith]

Have at you, Sir! ....Take THAT!

[wetman]

Have at you, Sir! ....Take THAT!

Trust you to shamelessly plug your favourite boygroup...

THAT was IT! <stingggggg>

[aleyxsis]

THAT is all i can take about IT .Because i WIN !!!! for me !