Insurance Fraud!

[DailyDi]

I think one of my outdoor cats is planning to sue me. I swear I didn't run him over!

[Missy Q]

Claim you were not in the vehicle at the time of the accident!

[Dougie]

I was at the movies when the alleged incident happened.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Use the "under age" defense. All they can do in most states is make you wear diapers for six months to show what a baby you are. Although some judges like to really rub it in and want to show what a baby girl you are and make you serve the sentence in a little pink babydoll like this

It is halfway to the knee, so if you are very careful about how you move, you will not embarrass yourself. These are used for chastizement and to teach "unkempt" girls to keep their dresses and skirts down where I live since the rule is that if anyone can see the panties, she may feel them

[LILJIM]

Our dog did that & got a $175.00 pin in her legs & lifetime of food & shelter-still adding that up!!!

[tris]

Maybe it's cuz you're driving a Sue-Zuki?

[Infernus]

I feel the only crime here is the Suzuki

the cat cant be seen anymore with someone who drives one

[DailyDi]

Hey, I love my Suzuki!

[Infernus]

Suzukis are cool, when in motorcycle form only

and Also my cat always seems to walk across my car, after walking though mud JUST after i washed it, leaving little cat prints all over it grrr

Darn thing !