horrorfan Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Granted, but you are only allowed to ever play one video game. I wish I could fly for free. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Granted, you're a mosquito now. I wish I got a pay raise at work. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Granted, but in an unforeseen turn of events you also get fired. I wish country music was discontinued. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Granted, now all music except Chinese traditional violin music has been forbidden by the new wordwide Far East "Democracy" that rules the world. I wish we could have at least 15 hours of sunlight per day through the whole year and not just in Summer. Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Granted but now it's a steady 62° C every day, there is no snow and no watwr anymore. I wish I always remembered my key Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Granted, but now you always forget your wallet. I wish that it was always dark outside. Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Granted, the sun has ceased to exist and the earth has froze over, all life has died off. I wish I could stay awake an indefinite amount of time without any negative repercussions for my body or mental state. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Granted, but you are without internet and very very bored. I wish I weren't such a lightweight. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Granted. You are now a heavyweight wrestling champion. I wish certain people had a mute button. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Granted, but they also have a rewind button, which makes you jealous as you do not have one. I wish that I could write some good horror stories. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Granted, but all the stories you write do later come true with you or the ones you love in the roles of the victims. I wish that all crimes against property could receive instant punishment from Someone above in the form of a sudden, unavoidable folgoration. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Granted, but you are personally in charge of filing all the paperwork for each and every punishment doled out. I wish bananas grew in my jungle. Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 They do, but they're all diseased and rotten and inedible. I wish I didn't need caffeine to wake up. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Wish granted, now you suffer of insomnia and don’t sleep at all at night. I wish that all the things John Lennon sang in Imagine could come true. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Granted, but only for five minutes. I wish someone would make a really good movie about a necromancer who must battle the good guys (from the necromancer's perspective, making him the protagonist). Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Wish granted, the movie is made and is really well made but then it never get released to public. I wish women would lay eggs like birds and not like mammals. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Granted, but this is in a parallel universe and you are stuck in this one. I wish I had a pastry. Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Granted, however the pastry is a grass hopper jelly scone. I wish I could read minds. Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Wish Granted, But you don't like what most people really think I wish to spend the day and see the world from a 2 year old's Point of view Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Granted, but the entire day you have you have diarrhoea and are vomiting constantly so... you don't really get to do anything other than throw up all day. I wish that my fridge would always be full of food. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Granted. It's all fresh, tasty and nutritious. And you're highly allergic to all of it. I wish my diapers never leaked. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted, but you can never take it off. I wish the daylight hours were shorter. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted but the lights run 24/7 I wish I could turn my bladder control off like a tv Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted, but you don't get to wear diapers. I wish I could cook. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted, but the trade-off is that all all ingredients except broccoli, dog meat and cabbage become forever unavailable. I wish I could walk into and out of power plugs and transfer myself through power cables at light speed. Link to comment
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