Mars.inDiapers Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted, you've got 80 000 bags from diaper pails coming to your home. They're all soiled. I wish I had a boyfriend. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted. But... you know, do I really need to specify the myriad ways such an vague request for companionship could go horribly wrong? I wish I had no allergies. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted. He is already married twice and quite rude. I wish my life was better. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted. You are sleeping. I wish I could get free dental. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted. Your dentist is the one from Finding Nemo. I wish for some peace and quiet. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted. You are deaf. I wish I could legally back up all my movies. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted. You put all your movies in your car and drive backwards. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Awesome! I wish people would actually post wishes for me to corrupt, as the thread creator intended. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, horrorfan said: Awesome! I wish people would actually post wishes for me to corrupt, as the thread creator intended. Granted, but the wishes are so stupid, cliche, and vague that they're almost no fun to corrupt. I wish I had money. Link to comment
Cormac Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 You do have money but it's 1 indian rupee about 0.014 USD I wish I wasn't bored and that I hadn't drained all my crestivity into that drawong of Sheogorath Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 @Wannatripbaby, that seems to sum up my whole misadventure on this thread. Granted, but now you are busier than you can handle and you can no longer draw a decent picture to save your life. I wish I had free meals for the rest of my life. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Granted. McDonalds is now sending you 25,000 pounds of food that is expired. I wish lights could be powered by fireflies. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Granted, but the species of fireflies which powers lights requires electricity. I wish I could read long books very fast. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted. This is you now: I wish I had a Ferrari. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted. You have a Ferrari fresh out of the car crusher. I wish the day was 39 hours instead of 24. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted. But now there are only 4 days in a week. I wish I could wield the Force. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted, but now everyone else can wield the force and they wield it a lot better than you. I wish every day were overcast or lightly raining. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted your weather predictions accurate for 1 hour I wish i can control time and space Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted, but you only have control for 5 milliseconds and are then completely braindead. I wish I could laugh forever. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted but forever is only 2 hours I wish for a fish that will grant my every wish Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted, but as you consume the last of the fish you come to the realization that it could only grant wishes while it was alive. I wish I could see a horror movie that scares me. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted whenever you watch horror movies it will happen in real life for 1 hour each I wish I had an Iron Man suit in the shape of a husky Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted, but it is only a model. I wish that I grew younger instead of older. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted, but once you turn 18 again, you will have to go to school in reverse order. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted, but once you turn 18 again, you will have to go to school in reverse order. Whats your wish? Link to comment
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