Firefly 35 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted, but it is radioactive and you now have radiation poisioning. I wish I could play the guitar like a pro. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted but your guitar strings are constantly needing to replaced I wish I had the power to walk through walls Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted, but you can also walk through floors and are forever stuck underground. I wish being an abdl wasn't considered weird at all. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Granted but you have to brainwash the entire world for it to stay in effect I wish I had a fursuit Link to comment
Somelildude Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Granted, but it's way too small for you. I wish I never had to sleep. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Granted, but you have to spend $100 per month in coffee expenses. I wish my life was better. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted now you have to escape a crowd of jealous people and lock the door behind you I wish that Starfleet was real Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Granted, but it is nothing like they make it seem in star trek. I wish I had a diaper that never leaked no matter what. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Granted but now it doesn't fit correctly I wish for a bottle that can play music Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Granted, but it also broadcasts your music to all nearby bluetooth speakers. I wish for $100,000,000 Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Granted you have $100,000,000 but you got robbed 2 hours later I wish for a dog bone submarine that is powered by the sea and a unlimited food supply and entertainment Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Granted, but a school of dogfish eat it. I wish I had a bearded dragon as a pet. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Granted but your Dragon destroys everything in it's path I wish I had a wand and spell books and my Hogwarts acceptance letter Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Granted, but voldemont is your professor. I wish I knew the answer to math. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Granted you know the answer but your answer is always wrong I wish I had a flying car Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Granted, but the insurance costs alone bankrupt you. I wish that I was fishing already, the end of March cannot come soon enough. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted but the fish knew you were common and warned all the other fish to stay at the far end and go to the other side of w where ever you are fishing I wish I bounce house that has a ball pit to play in Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted, but it deflates after 5 minutes. I wish you could get an adult sized crib without having to get it custom built. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted but it doesn't come with the instructions so you spend all day putting it together I wish I had a blue and green double bladed lightsaber Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted, but its kyber crystals are out of charge so it doesn't work. I wish I could use the force. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted but you only know one force power and you R having a hard time finding a teacher I Wish I had a Lamborghini Gallardo Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Granted, but it only runs on stolen plutonium. I wish I had a pig as a pet. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Granted but he got out of his pen and made you chase him for hours I wish I was scuba certified Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Wish granted, But being a certified Scuba doesn't last long I wish to live out My Story Toddling back in time to second babyhood and to remember what happens so that I can write it down and replay it back when ever I like or in my dreams Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Granted you spend 4 years trying to build a time machine that's only good for 2 jumps in time I wish that I am the man on the moon Link to comment
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