Corrupt-a-wish

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but then your house burns down

I wish I had a sports car

[Baby Brian]

Granted, however, the first time you drive it you will be involved in a horrible wreck that leaves you disabled and in horrible pain for the rest of your life.

I wish everyone was more logical and understanding of the facts around them.

[sonofninasayers]

Wish Granted. Now that everyone is more logical and understanding of the facts around them. But they seem to argue and disagree on many things

I wish that I can continue with a few stories that I

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but then the document crashes and you lose all of it

I wish I could get a 6(The highest score in my country) in every exam

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however I am sure that yo are not the only person making this wish. With that in mind everybody is gong to get a 6 and with everybody being perfect you will be reduced to fighting in a thunderdome-esque arena fro jobs and salaries.

[Personalias]

Granted, but due to a time paradox you wind up being your own grandpa.

I wish whatever ab/dl fiction I wrote came true.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but then WW3 happens

I wish that I could get WiFi anywhere.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

The WiFi is as slow as Dial-up.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted it's a terrential storn that floods everywhere

I wish that I could play guitar well

[Personalias]

Granted:

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however their writing skills have been reduced to the level of an elementary school child resulting in a world-wide shortage of literature. In your frenzy to keep up with global demand you work yourself into an early grave.

[Personalias]

Granted:

[Nyte Kitsune]

Granted: You choke then die while eating the turkey sandwich.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but you arrive in a volcano and are burned horribly by lava

I wish I could have some fish and chips

[Personalias]

Granted: But the fish is out of date and the chips are paint chips.

[BabyWarlock]

granted you are resurrected as a mindless shambling zombie

I wish I could be Iron Man

[Personalias]

Granted: You are a man, and you are now made of iron.

[Maxxy]

Granted, however zombies now have souls and consciences and are racked with guilt for each person they consume.

I wish for multiple orgasms for men.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but no-one wants to have Geschlechtsverkehr with you

I wish that

[Personalias]

Granted:

[Kodachi96]

Granted but you have an extra digit on your hands and feet.

I wish Russia was 10 degrees colder.

[Personalias]

Granted:

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however your wished come with a caveat: Whenever you make one, you lose all benefits from the previous wish.

I wish smoking was 1) Still socially acceptable and encouraged and 2) Not bad for you in any which-a-way or t'other.

Edited January 8, 2016 by Shotgun Diplomat

[Eir]

Granted, smoking is encouraged, even healthy, the trouble is it makes you smell like an old lady.

I wish I could buy a permit that allows me to speed.

[sonofninasayers]

wish granted. You finally get a permit that allows you to speed. But you find it hard to stop