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Has anyone been stopped by the cops dirty or squishy? What happened? Did they ask about the smell? Did they treat you well? Did you go to jail while dirty? Did you have to sit in a drunk tank while dirty?

Just checking to see who had a sense of humor around here. I always appreciate the comments from “RustyPins”. I enjoy your sense of humor and your observations. I stole the idea from a TV sitcom show but I can’t remember the name. Tally HO, up up and away.... and all that jazz... Until next time.

If I do a number 2 in my diaper, and it leaks a little, it looks like the sidewalk after a hard rain.... What’s up wit dat?

Just a link to share if I can do it properly... https://www.news-medical.net/news/20160909/Female-triathletes-suffer-from-high-rate-of-stress-urinary-and-anal-incontinence-study-finds.aspx

I used to buy a Barrier paste in US Walmart. It had a purple top and a nice grape smell. It was very thick and worked very well. NOW when I go get the exact same thing with same UPC code, it is a thin paste with a kinda medical smell to it. I don’t like it so much but I’ve never used anything else. I looked around and the only other thing I can find is Desitin brand. They seem to have a number of various ‘titles’. Please share your experience with the different barrier creams and pastes and which you prefer and what reasons. Thanks.

Essential oils will help better than anything. I use one of the many varieties of “Thieves’ Oil” for those special times when you need a non offensive smell. Some are absolute fakes and others are very good. It’s a hit and miss kind of thing. Once you get one you are satisfied with, you will find only a few drops in an entire bath tub full of water will be enough.

Yesterday it was time to shave the pubes with a beard trimmer/personal shaver and as always, I nicked the nut sack again! Damn, I hate it when that happens! It made me wonder, has anyone used styptic powder on a sack nick? I’m guessing that would bring tears to the most powerful man. I went on and continued through it for a sloppy shave.... skipped the aftershave too. I used the bag balm from the barn. Feels better already and it seemed appropriate for the purpose.

I’ve been ordering from XP for years. I’ve been impressed by the customer care they provide. When I order online, if they believed something would be delaying the order for even a day, I was sent a personal email so I could be aware and they offered to make changes or anything else to accommodate my needs. I don’t get this kind of service from Amazon. That’s why I called it customer CARE and not simply customer service. I don’t recall receiving any other mail, post cards or anything else from XP. I pay through paypal and they send the shipment on the same day. I’ve even received orders on Saturday when I ordered late in the week. I couldn’t be happier with XP and I intend to continue to do business with them as long as they remain sensitive to my needs. I must say I have no business association with XP Medical other than that of my personal needs.

I use it regularly. The stuff I use works well. It has a anti-fungal med in it which emits a horrible chemical smell after a few min if I have an unschedualed #2 release I’m unaware of.

When I was in grade school, fourth through sixth grade there was a girl in my class who always smelled like pee. I was in love!

Try to get your hands on an OZONE GENERATOR.

You can shake it

Picky Pooper.

I also thought he was talking about 'bottles' of beer and 'bowls' of pot.

I'm in the Midwest. I really would like to know what it is in PA that makes all of you PEE?