Wet Knight

Pro's: If you split them and dig the pulp into the garden, it will help withering plants in times of drought. Cons: The expense, until the excitement withers.

"I haven't eaten anything from McDonald's"................EVER --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------PERIOD. And I'm in my 70's.

I was about 10, I was fielding and had asked the master 4 or 5 times to "be Excused". Eventually he said yes and I rushed off to the school buildings, which probably didn't help my 'clench'. Within 50 yards I had leaked, 75 and there was a dark patch on my shorts, so I just let it flow, and at 100 I turned round and went back onto the pitch, just to show him what a beastly mean plonker he was.

I had a crust and cheese.

Of course not. The question should have never been asked.

Reminds me of the math professor who, when asked by his Dr. if his constipation was getting worse or better, said "Give me a pencil and I'll work it out".

The only 100% guaranteed cure for back pain, is lying on your back on the hard boards ............................... .................................of your coffin.

I have googled it, but google translate doesn't have the american word for gluttony.

That will be a very healthy snack, ................................ until you buy the ingredients.

The problem there is that it is such a pain putting the code back in the radio, and the Insurance companies don't like alarm being switched off.

At 2 and a half, you are probably out of nappies, at least in the day.

I'll probably get banned for this, but having read through these posts, I feel that for balance, I have to point out that one terrorist, Bin Ladin, financed the death of 2,977, killed on one morning. During the previous three decades, many Americans enthusiastically contributed to 16,209 terrorist explosions in Northern Ireland, and the killing 3,720 over 29 years. This lists 3,368 of them. This table gives the total victims in each of three categories. Police/Army includes British Army, RUC and Irish Security Forces. Paramilitary includes Loyalist and Republican terrorists. Civilian cover the rest. Source: Malcolm Sutton, "An Index of Deaths from the Conflict in Ireland". Year Police/ Army Para- military Civilian TOTAL Each pixel across represents the death of one.... Police/Army Paramilitary Civilian 1969 1 2 13 16 1970 3 5 18 26 1971 60 22 89 171 1972 149 78 249 476 1973 82 52 119 253 1974 72 30 192 294 1975 35 49 174 258 1976 62 26 207 295 1977 50 12 49 111 1978 34 7 39 80 1979 76 7 37 120 1980 38 8 34 80 1981 51 20 40 111 1982 59 15 36 110 1983 41 10 34 85 1984 33 14 22 69 1985 32 8 17 57 1986 25 9 27 61 1987 29 28 40 97 1988 46 20 38 104 1989 39 6 30 75 1990 34 11 36 81 1991 24 20 52 96 1992 11 20 58 89 1993 18 7 63 88 1994 7 9 48 64 1995 1 2 6 9 1996 2 10 6 18 1997 5 5 10 20 1998 2 6 46 54

In sunny Alabama, you ought to be able to cook with a homemade aluminum foil / pizza box, solar cooker. Gurgle it.

We need a bit of controversy. Bumper stickers saying "Elon Musk starts training for space flight by wearing Diapers" ought to open things up.

A Solar Photo Voltaic Panel will keep it charged.

What happened to the good old "Starting Handle" with which we used to crank the engine? My Grandfather's Magneto sparked 1920's Rolls Royce had an "Electric Re-comencer", powered by the headlamp battery, which would restart the engine when it was up to temperature, but needed cranking in the morning,. Granny's 1930's Lanchester had an electric starter motor, but needed cranking on cold mornings.

Get out, while you can. Think of the money you'll save.

Brian, can you get rid of that ruddy boat. it takes up a lot of space.

Vanillas don't wear nappies, so hate doesn't come in to it.

There are Lies, damn lies, and computers

Encouraging, that the 'Godfather' hasn't issued a warning.

Anyone who's area has been flooded, probably isn't thinking that the world's population is short of fresh water. This planet is not polluted by people, it is polluted WITH people. TAX CHILDBIRTH.

I wish you well

It was hopefully the last day of harvest, so I turned on the TV to check the weather on Ceefax just before seeing the second tower hit' so obviously the first strike was not an accident. This was terrorism. My immediate thought was "That's an end to New York's support for NORAID "

Some 12 years ago, through Daily Diapers, after some false starts several munches were organised in Birmingham. It seem as though 8 or 9 of us enjoyed the first one, but it rapidly dwindled despite trying one in Leicester, to three of us and when one went to Manchester, it fizzled out. Why ?, well apart from secretly knowing that others were nappied, it was just blokes who didn't know each other meeting in a pub, discreetly talking about what they had already said openly on line, so there was little incentive to bust a gut to attend as in the back of the mind there'd be another chance next month.