feralfreak

i kinda figured it would be a "not your business" kinda answer, but wasnt asking you to share those details, i may be curious but curiosity tends to kill cats, and i like cats.

it would be fun if there was, but at the same time, we wont need them, and i dont mean for incontinence, being in heaven will provide all we could want and need, i think we wont even care about such things once in Paradise

wouldnt that be explosive diarrhea?

if i ate bullets would i shoot my mouth off?

if God manifested as a sweet potato, would he say "i yam that i yam"?

there is a weekday bible study hour i think you might like, its on a lot of tv stations(although early in the morning, you might need to set a recording to watch on local tv), it has its own channel on dish and direct called bible(if i remember), and they upload their episodes to youtube and leave them there for about a week, its non-denominational, chapter by chapter and verse by verse, precept on precept, the pastor will read a passage and explain it, its called the shepherds chapel, give it a try, i think you will enjoy it, for someone like me who has sensory issues, its very easy to sit and get the word, they put the bible up on the screen as the pastor reads so the viewer can follow along. https://shepherdschapel.com/

its not the saints you need, just the main man Jesus.

ok, you shouldnt do scripted prayer, just talk to him, tell him your needs and your wants, the concerns you have. being autistic i do follow a pattern when i pray, but he knows i mean each and every bit and he knows im a repetitive type, but do i follow a script? nope. ill point you in a way to get you started: first, aknowledge that you are a sinner(hey, we all are, christians are not perfect, just forgiven) and apologize, ask for forgiveness, then just talk to him, what is on your mind? what are you concerned about? what do you need guidance about? set out a fleece if you have the need, ask for the things you need and such IN HIS WILL, and IN THE NAME OF JESUS. remember he knows your mind, and not saying you try to con him but if any was to try they would fail. baptists can be good people, like any, but there is a slight issue i have with them, they believe in the rapture, and if the rapture was real it would have the word "rapture" in the bible, its not. the rapture doctrine was a dilusion of a very ill woman named margaret mcdonald, and when she told others about it, she said her self it felt evil, God dont do evil, and we all know who does, satan.

well that would be one way to build a shithouse

the Lords prayer wasnt intended to be the exact words to pray, but a blueprint, to pray to God, to be reverent to Him, to pray for things if they be in His will, because we want what is in His will, always good to turn to and walk with Him, its never a bad idea to have prayer time before bed or when you wake up, talk to him like He was your father(assuming you love your father), and when you sin, and lets face it we all do, just repent and try to do better, even if its a sin you have trouble with. christians can have a hard time with forgiving ourselves, its something to work on. last thing, a lot of things in life can weigh you down, burdens can crush you, give those to Him, he can bear them, we cant.

i hid a diaper or 2(one at a time) in a drawer in my computer desk, it pulled out to put a printer, i also hid them in a planter thing at the top of the cabinets in the bathrooms, and in my foot locker.

happily, no kids. never had them, never will. some things arent for kids to know, even if its not inherently dirty, some things are ok to keep from them, you wouldnt let them know about you looking at, for example, adult content(assuming you do, and i dont know if you do or dont, not my business). age is a factor, some ages kids cant help but blurt out information that isnt theirs to share, older ages have more sense.

since the 90s my uncle up the hill use to refer to those with a pepsi as "sex", the safest sex there is

is there a food bank in your area? maybe you can talk to a church in your area

its the company that runs a mmorpg called runescape, i was hoping id find someone here that works for them

ramen noodles(usually beef but sometimes chicken), or a 75 cent pizza and a little bag of chips(60 cents for one, but 1 buck for 2), its not anything big but its a good enough pizza, especially if i doctor it up with some green olives, or a can of tomato soup and a grilled cheese sammich, or canned chicken noodle and a pb and j sammich. sometimes the local store will have some things on sale, like a big can of clam chowder so ill stock up on those, same thing with spagettios with meatballs or beef ravioli, sometimes a tv dinner will go on sale.

does anyone here work for jagex?

stuffed animals can attack me anyday

those bears wouldnt have to hold me down, just get where i cann reach them and hold them, ,,,, unless there was an attempt at changing me, then it gets a bit violent

the title made me think this was about what i call vampires, such as ticks, 'skeeters, fleas, all of which i kill anytime i get the chance.

no problem, one other slight issue is there is no space but again, no big deal. all credit is Gods, he helps through people, i take no credit because im always bound to screw things up

feral frank? i dont think there is a user with that name

it happens to me all the time, id like the opposite, but it wake up annoyingly dry

you got an issue with the naughty stuff too eh?

slugs? id be afraid to shoot those, slugs are suppose to kick like a son of a bitch, and i need a minimum of 1300fps for the gun to cycle