well you might be kinda right, i dont know what its like to not have sex with a wife and be married, i dont know what its like to have sex, at all. happily never had it, happily never will. when i was younger there was those whirlpool things that could clamp onto the side of the tub, i dont know if they still make them anymore, but umm, those were,,,,,, very nice,,,,,*wiggles eyebrows* verrrrrry nice........ that jet of water constantly going against a body part in the right way made me look forward to bath time, and i recall a feature in the bathroom of the house we moved to when we got away from the old geezer, the tub faucet wasnt exactly a faucet for tubs, it was moveable and water shot out of it at a more power rate sort of like what a garden hose nozzle would blast at for lack of a better explanation, id wonder if you could find something like that at your local home improvement store to ,,,,, renovate the bathroom.