Horndog

Since I am also a techie, that sounds very troublesome to me. I love eBay.

Sometimes I don't understand why people are driven to the point of lying about people's deaths? For what purpose?

Caught by my mom once when I was 15. I didn't know how to dispose used diapers properly so I hid one in my closet. She found it while looking for a Halloween mask. Awkward.

For the record, I live in Ventura County but I'm not seeking a "mommy" nor do I meet the age requirement.

Nope. I didn't tell him.

Here's an odd story: I had a problem a few years ago when I went out to dinner with some friends. We stopped at a bar for some beer and then walked a short distance to a sushi restaurant. I ordered a spicy tuna roll and sashimi dinner. After I was done with my meal, I felt queasy. My stomach was curling. My IBS didn't help things much. I moved around uncomfortably in my chair. I decided to order an extra bottle of sake just so my mind was out of my stomach. As it turned out, that didn't help either. I was fairly drunk and fairly certain that I had food poisoning from the bad fish that was served at the restaurant. One of my friends noticed I was irritable while everyone else had a good time. The urge to mess happened rather quickly and I jumped out of my seat and scrambled to the bathroom, which was occupied. Fortunately, I was wearing a diaper because I knew that I would be drinking in advance. Knowing that resolved half the problem. Obviously, I couldn't mess in the sushi restaurant, but outside, there was a crowd of people waiting for tables inside. I had to either find a spare restroom or a private place so people wouldn't be around to catch a whiff of the smell. I managed to walk about two minutes to an alleyway. Many of the businesses nearby -- that had restrooms inside -- were full of people and I couldn't risk the possibility of coming to another restroom only to wait outside the door for another five minutes. I approached the alleyway. I noticed there was a homeless man who was squatting by a nearby dumpster. I immediately thought, "Is he taking a dump?" He looked like he was except that he had his torn brown pants on. Being drunk and oblivious, I asked the homeless man, "What are you doing?" He replied to me, "I'm taking a shit, now how about some privacy, kid?" I squatted down beside him and said, "I'm doing the same. Don't worry about it." Not before long, I had a full seat -- and he definitely was full himself. "Feel better?" the homeless man asked me before laughing and walking away. After he left, I managed to take my dirty diaper and chuck it in the trash can before returning to my friends at the restaurant.

In fantasy? Sure. In reality? No.

I've been in a Target, K-Mart, Best Buy, Montgomery Ward, Sears... but no Walmart. Just never got around to shopping there.

Radiohead - Optimistic

My wireless keyboard fought me and I won.

I don't know what the big deal is, really. What's the fuss?

I would tread carefully.

Aw, foiled again!

I've heard about this a while back and you know, it's sick to have someone inadvertently participate in your sexual escapades. No consent? Shame on you.

I'm used to squatting down more than walking when I mess. I get to stop and enjoy the moment.

I like how there's older people in the community (NOTE: I'm only talking about those who are sane, not strictly perverted). It's comforting. At the same time, it makes me feel younger in comparison. Goo-goo-ga-gaah.

When I first got into the free samples of Depend Fitted Briefs, I would wear the same diaper for several days too -- not because I only had one but because I felt naughty putting on a used diaper.

I like to simply lay in bed, relax and listen to music.

Thirded.

This issue never occured to me since I have a lot more control over messing than wetting and I don't have to do a #2 much.

"Tomorrow Never Knows" by George Harrison off the album Revolver (August 5, 1966) Here's a good one: "She slips out and leaves a note and then the parents wake up."

1. Naruto 2. Bleach 3. Fullmetal Alchemist 4. Hunter x Hunter 5. Hajime No Ippo 6. Anything Miazaki Does... 7. Ghost in the Shell 8. Cowboy Bebop 9. Samurai Champloo 10. Death Note (in no particular order)

The rain has stopped. For some reason, I'm tired even though I shouldn't be. Diabetes?

Some more cherry cider... but I would like a Coors Light later.

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