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I (briefly) worked for Kimberly Clark, the company responsible for Depends. Factory work is very boring.

If you've been diagnosed with IBS I would imagine you can tell when your pain is related to that. Testicular pain, on the other hand, is not a sign of aging, especially at 25. If you're feeling stabbing pains in your testicles you need to consult a medical professional, sooner rather than later. There are a lot of things that can cause testicular pain, some more benign than others, but it's better to know. I've been prone to epididymitis, and it feels similar to the pain you describe, and is easily treatable with antibiotics.

That's messed up. I've had some weird stuff left in the bed of my truck, but nothing like that.

This is from the first link you posted. It indicates to me that there may be a link to education and internet access, but I think the correlation is that more highly educated people tend to have more internet access, not that internet access increases your likelihood of obtaining higher education. I was more referring to the reputation of the internet of being a collection of pornography and semi-literate morons *cough* 4chan *cough* than as a useful research and learning tool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMwyVxapck This AT&T commercial makes the bold statement "Access to the internet makes us smarter." and goes on to ask "What will happen when everyone has it? Let's find out." Have the people who made this commercial ever been on the internet?

If they were a wise-ass would they be a fresh Diaper?

I agree, based on my own experiences with extended care facilities. While many are understaffed, sometimes the staff is just too lazy to help when it is needed. I can't count how many times I've been to a facility to see the staff ignore the call bells. I've even heard a woman call to the nurse "I need to use the bathroom" several times over the course of several minutes before saying "never mind." This seems to change based on the affluence of the facility as well. I work primarily around poor city facilities, and as you get into the outlying suburban facilities you get much better care, given by much better caregivers. In general our society takes very poor care of our elderly.

He's right. Most people are too self-centered to notice or care what you're buying. Even if they do notice, like Wetnmessy247 pointed out, you don't look like an AB/DL unless you go to the market dressed like a big baby. If you are to that stage, I don't think you'll care who notices anyway. If you just act cool, the people who do notice won't care.

I think some of you watch way too much TV. The ideas presented here that all police officers are power-tripping assholes is a bit out of touch with reality. While I don't deny that it happens, and I don't know anything about your particular area, I do know a lot of cops. Most of them are good people, and to pigeonhole them thus is unfair. In fact, I believe it's on par with the people who want to call us perverts, freaks, child molesters, and what have you. It's blatantly untrue, and unfair to the good people out there. If the police pulled you over, they had a reason. Most cruisers have cameras in them now, so they'll be asked to provide some sort of physical evidence. No, you don't have to consent to a search, but they will find ways to detain you if you don't cooperate. They do these stops because, as someone said, real criminals are idiots, and tend to drive like idiots. By pulling people over for broken taillights, rolling through stop signs, and other seemingly minor transgressions they make a lot of arrests on outstanding warrants. Unfortunately, innocent people get caught up in this too, and by being belligerent to the guys who are after much bigger fish than you, you aren't making their job any easier. I'll get off my soapbox now, and I don't think I'll be returning to this thread because it's pissed me off so much.

I feel the same way. I enjoy wearing, but never wanted to act like a baby, but would enjoy being with a lady who does. So really, I'd be a diaper-wearing daddy!

I wouldn't worry about the extra cleanup. Everybody evacuates at death, and the diaper will actually make cleanup easier! As to the OP's question, I don't think I'll ever want to give up diapers. I've gone for years at a time without, but just because I didn't feel the desire, not because of any desire to quit. It's like any of my other interests and fetishes, not something that's likely to disappear entirely, but a desire that waxes and wanes with time.

What you could try is Tena incontinence pads. Take them out of their package and most people won't be able to tell the difference between them and maxi pads, and they're designed for urine so they absorb it better. If you want to feel more like a diaper try adding a few more to the front and back of a pair of panties. I've done that in the past when I wasn't able to obtain/store diapers. It's not perfect, but it might tide you over for a time.

Thanks for looking, they're spoken for now.

Maybe I'm the weird one, but I don't fear aging. I do fear losing personal independence, but while I can still walk, talk, and do whatever I want to, I have nothing to fear.

I ordered sample packages of medium and large bambino diapers, and only the large fits me. Anyone who wants the two mediums can have them, I'll even ship them to you. One has been unfolded to compare sizes, but has not been worn or used.

I'm a man, a DL, and would love to be someone's daddy. I've been told by friends I have the personality of a twelve year old girl in me trying to get out.

That's just it, these people are sick. Is there anyone here who believes this person is a normal, healthy adult? We no longer treat schizophrenics as criminals, so why this guy? Try not to think of it as paying to keep criminals fed and clothed, think of it as paying to keep them away from decent, law-abiding citizens. A security tax, if you will. His suffering isn't going to change anything. It's not going to undo what has been done, and contrary to popular belief, won't make anyone feel better about what happened. These people need treatment, and unfortunately our current system of psychiatry doesn't seem to be up to the task. In the United States the penal system is supposed to be about reform and rehabilitation, and it sucks. Just as I think we need tort reform (a completely different beast) I also think we need major penal reform.

I agree, they aren't all a bunch of morons. I think it comes down to the individual who works your route. At my mother's house, both the FedEx guy and the UPS guy are great and will go the extra mile to help out, but around my house I've had a bunch of problems with them. My favorite was when I had a time sensitive, expensive item I ordered that got delivered to my neighbor, never left a tag, and all the signature said was "staff." Doesn't do me a damn bit of good, and I had a big problem tracking it down.

I like porn. Just throwing that out there. With that said, I would like to see more amateur porn shot by professional photographers. I like what real women look like. I'm a big fan of women like those in the Dove ad campaign. I don't like skinny women with narrow hips and improbably large breasts. I also don't like overly fat women. I like women with some substance, that I can hug and hold onto, and they are the women I find sexy to look at. I want to see these women, done with proper cinematography. Good lighting, proper angles, and all that fun stuff.

I try to get things delivered USPS whenever possible for these same reasons. Both the FedEx and UPS drivers in my area suck. I miss Airborne Express/DHL. That driver in my area usually called me when she was a few minutes away to find out what I wanted her to do with my package. On a somewhat related note, does anyone know who Bambino uses for their free shipping option? I ordered some a couple days ago and need to know which company to keep an eye out for so my roommate doesn't get it before me.

Hey, plasticpj, I've really enjoyed your story so far and look forward to reading more.

I am the bad neighbor. It didn't start out that way, but after listening to the two fat white guys play gangsta rap on one side, and the couple on the other side fight continuously except when they were screwing, I decided to play my music as loud as I feel like it whenever I'm awake. I'm usually awake until three or four in the morning. I've had the cops called on me several times now, and I've told the management to fuck themselves. I either want my complaints addressed, or I want out of my lease early, neither of which they'll do, even though I've been here years longer than any of my neighbors. I can't wait until my lease is up.

I'm just wondering what kind of computer everyone uses? I've seen Macs in the background of a few people's photos, and the file structure in this post seem to be from Mac OS X. I'm not trying to start any sort of flame war here, I'm just curious. For the record, I use Mac OS X 10.6, running on both my iMac and Macbook Air. At work I use Windows XP.

I went to a doctor who knew I didn't have insurance, but still ordered several tests I couldn't afford. He told me the blood draw was only $12, but neglected to mention the $150 bill the hospital was going to send me for the actual blood tests. Also, at the time I had no idea an ECG would cost over a hundred dollars. When I found out how much I was being charged the best they could do for me was set up a payment plan with a low interest rate. Unfortunately, sometime doctor's hands are tied. If you need an MRI, it's not always up to the doctor, sometimes it's up to the insurance company. If you don't have insurance, forget about it. I think one of the reasons doctors don't treat people's problems is because some people don't bring them up. These same people will then badmouth the doctor for not being omniscient. There are a series of commercials running in my area trying to address this problem by encouraging people to talk to their doctors. The next time I visit a doctor I have several things to bring up, especially now that I've got a good job and insurance. I don't want to seem like a complainer, but these problems won't go away without being addressed.

I appreciate your support. I have no idea what lonewolf was even attempting to say. Maybe he's got an illness like "fiebrspinelmofitit" that affects typing skills and "bottle-futons." I'm sorry, but his post cracked me up.