dave_the_baby

Well, I've gotten caught by family before- but I've never dashed outside. That would be asking for disaster... My neighborhood has a "community watch" program, and the last thing I need is someone accusing me of being a pedophile.

I have very hairy legs. I don't shave them, what with being male and all, and if I do, everyone would call me gay. Well, some people are already convinced anyway, so I might as well. But my parents would FREAK. But laser hair removal in the genital area would be nice, really. I hate it when my hair gets long- it gets stuck, and when I'm in public, I can't just reach inside my pants and pull the hair out. >.< Plus, there's the hair in between my two legs (or I could just say "butt") which gets annoying if those hairs get tangled.

There's not much to add- PERIOD. Just general chat. I guess you could say I'm more here to meet new people. I myself hate the idea of being a "baby," but I also hate the idea of being "out of diapers." This section says, "out of diapers, but still playing," for "Adult Kids," but don't some kids technically wear diapers anyway?

Well, I think I know what would help ya. Try meditating. If you need music, I know of some good mp3s- Karunu Supreme, and some chakra meditations- and if you don't mind Hinduism, I have quite a few mantras that work well. Download from this drop. Drop.io file- meditate.zip If you're concerned with the Hindu mantras, the following are not Hindu: 04-john_handy_and_ali_akbar_khan-karuna_supreme Om Mantra Universel Sacral Chakra Meditation (Sacral Chakra is the emotional / sexual center, btw...have fun with that one. ) Solar Plexis Chakra Mediation Hope this helps.

Yeah, it's the only way to go. Only little babies go wee-wee in their pants. Either you are a baby, or a naughty girl.

OK...let me see if I've got this right. It's because your dad found out you wore diapers, and he thinks it's hormones. Believe me, I've felt backed into corners with my parents before- and that was over religion, something major in my case- but suicide? What is it that feels so...terrible? The humiliation? His treatment? Is he talking about you or something? Sorry, I don't mean to butt in...

Don't own a gun, and don't want a gun. If I got one, it'd either be for sport, or for the sake of studying combustion or force, or something like that. I have weird ways of experimenting. I might use it in self-defense- okay, no seriously, I would definently use it in self-defense. I might pee my pants first, though.

Bonjour, amigo. Ich bein David. Welcome. I get my languages mixed up. Don't mind me. Zaanti.

Hehe. Never happened to me before, though.

Disposable Diapers Baby Diapers Training Pants Definently. I've never gotten to try any of the Training Pants, but I know I'd like em. Edit: Hate the adult diapers. Hate the cloth. Pacifiers, they're okay. Just wouldn't want to get caught. XD And I only WISH I could be changed. Anything else on that list...no.

Granted, Julia returns. However, she comes back as a member of the Unitary Jihad, and forces everyone to speak rationally. I wish the Unitarian Jihad WAS real, and not just a parody-terrorist group.

I don't think it's so much about shame, actually. I enjoy the thought of bondage, so to me, incontinence is a kind of bondage. To me, it's the equivilant to the idea of being caught- you both want to, and don't want to. It's the thrill. I remember once I had a dream that there was a remote that could switch incontinent off/on. That would be cool- just to know what it felt like. Really, what I want to try...wetting myself without realizing it while wearing Training Pants with a wetness liner. Imagine the thought- you're sitting down, relaxed, and suddenly you feel the liner tickling you. (or whatever) Like retraining all over again.

From that perspective, Pixar IS awesome. Cars was just one of their bad ones. The Incredibles? LOVED IT.

Only daydreams. Though I did once have a dream that I was in diapers...a pull-up, actually. I was at a hotel, and this one girl I knew (no sexual relationship- this was years ago) caught me and asked why I was wearing them. I told her it was because I wanted to. That's about all I can remember. EDIT: Now you got me slightly off track. A quick guide to Lucid Dreaming

Granted, you win the lottery. However, all the money is counterfieted! I wish I could change my bodily functions at will.

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm using the toilet. As much as I pee in the dreams, though, I never wake up wet. I find when awake, I can't pee lying down.

I am a little boy who cannot give up his diapers. Hardly see myself as a baby.

I can't help but notice most people drop their desire for incontinence after they hear this. I wouldn't want to be completely incontinent, though I would like to be able to turn it off/on, for certain days.

Well, when I do it, it certainly is relaxing, but it matters where I hit it, and also the temperature. And it does cause me to lose control unless I move away from the water. I looked it up...from what I understand... The heat of the water expands the Detrusor muscle. When this muscle is stretched out, you urinate. Also, it just so happens, heat tends to cause matter to expand.

It certainly relaxes them. Do it regularly, they will eventually atrophy. I like the concept, though.

Looks like it. When I tried it, I found it worked best with hot water. Hmm...Tasers, etc. Oh, we gotta look up the Central Nervous System. No problem- that's one of those things I have to learn, anyway. Forget memorizing thousands of Acupressure points- I want to learn the actual relationship.

Suddenly acupressure comes to mind.

I got bored, so I whipped this up real quick in photoshop. Sorry it's so hard to read. I tried to make it as readable as possible without losing the water feel to it.

I'm an AB/DL, so there's tons of people to relate to here. Plus, I meet lots of interesting people here.

Granted- you die and are reincarnated. I wish I could fly.