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Status Updates posted by spoonchicken
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Everything just sucks these days, and I'm so tired of it...tired beyond description...getting old sucks, and so does my existance...blarg...
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Life is like toilet paper....either you're on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole
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Why is my birthday today not being displayed in the "Todays Birthdays" Box? Is it because I don't have the year of birth listed on my profile???
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Happy Birthday to William Shatner (3/22/31) and Leonard Nimoy (3/26/31)....Live Long And Prosper!!!
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Yuesday was my 6 year anniversary of being a member here...wow
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My van got sideswiped in a hit & run while parked last night...yanked the left front tire way out of alignment, tore a cigarette pack sized chunk of rubber clean off the tire, and damaged the tie rods, etc etc etc...est. $1800 to fix it...ARGH
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Fuck Valentines Day !!! **blarg**
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Doesn't really appreciate "friends" ridiculing me for my homelessness....sigh
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I hate Seattle...*sigh*
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Go Niners! Next stop: the Seattle Chickenhawks!!!
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How do you tell how many profile views one has?
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Just recieved an increase in my credit line from Capital One...What's in your wallet? LOL
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If your flatulence isn't succulent enough to stay crunchy in milk, then automatically I cannot be impressed
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Laptop is still broken, which is why I've been offline recently. (HD is fried). Be back when I can! *hugs-n-farts*
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I hate foot blisters, even when you successfully dig one out from under the existing callous on the ball of the foot and drain it...ugh....
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http://www.bloomthat.com/.... behold the handiwork of The LadySpoon! Everything except the tulips is her stuff!!! She rocks!
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At 7:30 am I was involved in a full-blown fistfight with a homeless bitch who punched like a man...asked her to get up & leave The LadySpoons place of business, and she attacked me!!! But...Spoony emerged victorious....although my primary pair of prescription glasses didn't survive todays combat
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I've just popped a really big zit....an utter "juice-bomb" just aching to erupt in a mighty, splashy blast of bursting pink & white frothy semi-gelatinous gooey...stuff...almost cracked the mirror on impact