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I also self-spank. Like most of you, I never manage to get the sting to last very long tho ( I have a variety of implements that I use including a wooden bath brush (that packs some punch!)and a hard sandal. I bought myself a new implement today...an oversized wooden spoon!! Haven't used it yet, but it looks pretty damn powerful, with the handle plenty long enough to get a good swing on it! For those of you in UK, I got it in BHS (in the xmas section no less!!) Looking forward to using that!

Plan

*looks at you, perplexed* Me no unnerstand, singner, where my candy?

Dont like the look of that one!! I can see how it would promote safe feeding, but surely you wont get much food out of it at a time, therefore leaving you unsatisfied. But my Daddy might disagree, since i threw my dinner on the floor not too long ago!!

*runs up and hugs you* Fankyou Daddy. Me be back soon. You want me bwing candy forw you too?

Otay. Me wiwl come wiv you dust for bit den. But me need tell Daddy firwst otay?

Have to say European (cos i never tried American!) sun or rain?

Wellllllllll, me mite dust com wiv you for lickle bit den. Did me gotta eat din dins first? Daddy said no candy tiwl after din dins. But me no wike dat wule.

Sleeping in toffee or mint icecream?

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You stowle my dummy!!!!!!!! Did you got de gween one too?

I often forget I have my dummy (paci) in. Then when i walk past the mirror or try to eat or drink i realise!! Im worried that one day i'll answer the door and still have it in!! Its so comfortable and comforting, its easy to forget!

Me no comin anywhere wiv you!!

Me want Tad to 'dopt me otay? He nicer dan Singner. Den if Singner does takes me, me wiwl wun away to Tads house

I remember the first time i put a nappy (diaper) on when I was about 12. I had some baby size nappies from my dollies, and i was at home on my own and i squeezed this nappy on and it totally leaked all over....so that was added into the roleplay! Ive since invested in proper sized ones!! lol!

No Daddy!! You didn't even cwose de deal yet. Me stiwl wiv you. Me no want go home wiv singner. You shud be nice and send me to good home.

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Daaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me no like hersheys...yucky...don't let him take me Daddy, he might make me have them wen me be bad And dat singner looks weally scarwy

And your point is...?

Haha!! Good one!! I'll have to say... wait, can I phone a friend?...damn! wrong show!! Ok, ok, No Deal me or you?

Don't forget your wife!!

I have a lot of childlike behaviours still, regardless of being AB or adult. I still call emergency vehicles 'nee-naws', reagardless of who's around! (my bro commented on that the other day, lol!) I sleep with my yellow blanky EVERY night without fail. I chew/suck the tip of my thumb when i'm nervous or embarrassed. I play with my hair a lot, like twisting it round my finger and stuff. I sleep in the middle of my bed, in between Mummy and Daddy (ie, 2 pillows!!) I LOVE playing on cbeebies online!!!! (a site i discovered whilst nannying, and ive never looked back!!!!)

Hahaha!!!! You're a girl after my own heart!!

You and your bloody chicken!!!!!!

Ive never really been into Barbie, but this could change things...!

Ive heard and seen adverts for that, but never actually watched it. I reckon seeing Eminem wrestle Michael J would be a good one!! Imagine..!!!!