leafy kille

ok that has got to be an aito fil useing a spread sheet! but hilarious none the less! 10002

yea i agree with abrera, be careful with what you wish for you might not like it when you have it and there may not be an option of going back!

a verry soggy nappy under my regular clothes and it is soon going to be a messy nappy if my "normal" flatmate dosent come out of the shower soon, and he aint gona like that!

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Dear auntie, i have done this and you where right he has stoped being anywhere near as obnoxious now that i hang arround with him all the time, but i have a new problem now, im hooked on canabis and i cant stop it is soo good! thanks leafy

dear auntie my son is up to no good again and i think he may be smokeing canabis altho im not sure, every time i try to get him to do anything he wil throw a massive tantrum and then wont speak to me, sometimes for several days, grounding him is no use since he is always in his room when he isnt at school, what can i do about him? thanks leafy

um... there is a limit to how long you can hold it! you should really be in a nappy before you try something like that!

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I don’t dream very often but I have had a couple that are nappy related. The first was in what seemed to be some sort of post apocalyptic world (a bit like ff7 if you know that world). It started with me and my younger brother being released from a prison block by a power cut because all the doors where magnetically sealed, at this point we are both wearing a nappy and nothing else. We sneak out in the darkness and soon get completely lost, eventually we find some sort of storage room with a single candle illuminating it, it seems to be some sort of rebel supply dump or something and there is the half-life symbol sprayed fairly small beside one of the vents at floor level (I play a lot of computer games so I guess some of the imagery seeped in). So we get into some clothes that are there and gather some supplies into a couple of backpacks that are also there. We pack a change of clothes, a few nappies, some candles and matches and some sort of laser gun is also there and I pick it up. Then the power comes back on and there is a lot of shouting outside and some weapons fire, so without thinking I shoot the vent with the gun (which is surprisingly loud) and my brother starts crying saying he is wet, but I say that if he doesn’t hurry up and get into that vent we will both be dead in a few minutes and I pull away the remains of the vent cover and bundle my brother in followed by the two backpacks we have packed and then I follow myself. The vent goes on for quite a long way before bending down at an angle, that gradually gets steeper until we are both sliding down this vent we eventually come to an end and ahead of me there is a crash as my brother bursts through the vent cover at the other end and we are outside in a heap on the floor in some sort of what was probably once a garden but is now a barren waste land with a dead tree and a bunch of rocks lying around. The garden is not very large and it seems to be deserted and there are two main exits on this garden, one marked with the insignia of the people who had had us imprisoned it was a spikes symbol a bit like the chaos symbol and in black and red, then on the other door was a similar symbol but over it someone had taken spray paint and put a half-life symbol over it. We rapidly headed to that one only to have the door that was now behind us open and some guards came out, they immediately started shooting at us and I returned fire (badly) as we ran for the other door. We had somehow managed to pick up the backpacks and had them on, at this point a shot grazed my left arm and I screamed at the pain and tripped over one of the stones on the floor and totally soaked my nappy and messed it too. My brother turned to see if I was alright and the guards stopped firing for some reason, perhaps they where trying to recapture us if possible rather than kill us, and they ran towards us, my brother helped me up and I put my right hand over the wound to stop the bleeding as much as possible and we again headed for the door and as we got close the guards started shooting, but one of the double doors in front of us opened as we neared it and we half ran half fell into the darkness. The door closed behind us muffling the sounds of the shots as they harmlessly ran into the reinforced door. I lay on the cold concrete floor for a while firmly holding the wound in an attempt to stop the bleeding in total darkness, as shots continued to run into the door behind me. The shots stopped after a short while and there was silence, followed by a soft sound of footsteps and a quiet click and some strip lights quite a long way above us came on. I then made an effort to get up from lying down on my front, but to do this when you are holding one arm firmly with the other is not at all easy so the best I managed was to roll over onto my back and I saw my brother kneeling beside me looking rather worried, I also saw that I had lost quite a lot of blood, my left hand side was covered in it and as I rolled over I was also very conscious of just how messy my nappy was. The room was about 2 stories high and made of plain concrete and there was a small observation balcony on the second level with a metal railing round it, a small door that I had not previously noticed on the side of the room then opened and someone wearing medical whites rushed in to tend to my wounds... bits are missing from my recollection here bit I do remember that I was undressed and a proper dressing was applied and also at some point a clean nappy, because the next thing I remember I’m lying in a hospital bed still in a bit of pain but much less than before with a nicely made bandage over the wound on my left arm, and a clean nappy and nothing else. A doctor is looking at me with a slightly worried expression that changes to a smile as I open my eyes, and he says “Ah you’re awake. Good, can you walk?

this weekend was not the first time i have met with another ab/dl person since i have been to abc (adult baby club in london for those who dont know) on a couple of occasions, but since i have aspergers i really do have trouble dealing with crowds and abc is definitely a crowd! i did enjoy abc but it was not a very easy experience. this weekend was, however, the first time i have met up with another ab/dl with the purpose of looking after them as a father figure. as elf has already said we met up at london bridge and went to a pub, neutral, public ground is always a good idea when you meet someone for the first time! as it turned out neither of us considered the other to be unacceptably mad and so after i had a cider and a water and elf had a cola we decided that it was time to get this show on the road, so we caught a train back to my flat. outside the flat i put a dummy in elfs mouth and as he said he had it pretty much the whole weekend! the first evening was nice and we watched a silly film, and after a while it was bed time, it is surprisingly hard to sleep in a bed with someone else in it when you have never done this before! i didnt get much sleep and i dont think elf got much more but after a long time of tossing and turning i got bored and started playing with elfs nappies, this sort of broke the ice and soon after some fun with each others nappies (our hands, along with everything else, stayed out of each others nappies) we where happily laying partly on each other and we got a bit of sleep before the sun came up too much (and then my stupid alarm went off at 6) so not long after that we got up. during the next day the weather wasnt too great so we didnt go out opting instead for some more films and some games, part way through the day elf had to call his parents to make sure they wernt too worried, and it seemed to be ok so we carried on playing games til quite late before i put elf to bed and followed shortly myself, i certainly slept much better the second night. we woke up pretty late (after being woken at 6 by my stupid alarm again and going back to sleep) and by then it was time for elf to be going back home, so i got him out of his soggy nappy cleaned him up and then we parted as adults at the station when i got home i found that i had received a message from elfs email so i read it and it turned out to be from who i think is his mum, i hope it is nothing serious but it definitely shows that someone has not bought the story elf told! so far nothing has come of it to the best of my knowledge. it was a good weekend and as well as having fun i learned a lot about how to do this father thing! so hopefully next time will be even better! and also next time im going to have to find something other than football tops and hoodies for elf to wear! such attire is unbecoming of a small child, we have enough problems with delinquent youth without adding to it with delinquent adult youth! thanks for having the courage to take the plunge with me elf

hi there im a dad, i live in london and yea im definitely interested in having a baby to look after, if you want to chat i usually use msn so feel free to add me (leafy_kille@hotmail.com)

you clearly tried this one at a bad time, there is also one i know of on diaperspace

sigh what a mess society creates with its ideas of normality so firmly hammered in that the nails poke out of your ears... sure its not normal, but does it really do any harm to anyone?

they wouldnt refund your credit? ffs i hate things like that, i would have printed off a load of pages that where completley black just to teach them that it would be cheaper to refund it than to have me waste their ink!

well since i concider myself to be bi and crazy i dont think they are mutualy exclusive. im not even going to try to do the whole nature nurture side of things. however my idea of bi is rather different from yours since i have little interest in genetalia of either gender and simply concider gender to be irrelavant to a relationship!

welcome and good luck, i hope all goes well

everyone is different but its tru it usualy takes a very long time before you are comfortable enough to just let go whenever you feel like it and i dont think it is the same as tru incontinance since you do stil have control, even if it is just a technicality.

lol that sounds just as funny as when i found 3 hardware shops all offering to beat any other quote, i went round them for about 2 hours before one of them gave up and just gave me the drill i wanted!

lol yea i have talked about my nappies with telemarketers before too

hmm no rantings here, tho i am tempted! happy belated birthday

wow i have just read the first part of this story but omg that is posibly the most extreeme opener to a story i have ever read! and btw your font was not implimented properly

hmmm it could be real im sure it has been done but anyone noticeing well... as said before if you keep the car internal light off its not likley at night but during the day, well...

if its a nice day, you need to wear nappies and want to do some sunbatheing i dont think you are very likley to get any complaints but if you walk down a busy high street in the winter in just a nappy its likley to be rather different circumstances make a BIG differance (not to mention the hypothermia)

i totaly agree there is no point in "rebranding" why is a marathon bar not a marathon bar, cause they thaught it would improove sales, did it? no people like me wil just get anoyed if you try rebranding abdl to whatever the other acronym was, its going to be more hastle than its worth and is going to be very difficult to get it to stick in the first place! renameing death does not make it any less fatal and renameing our community wil not make it any more socialy acceptable. sorry to rain on your parade but this is nonsense and not worth the server space it takes up! dont get me wrong im all in favor of project emergance but this isnt going to work.

lol stupid americans! a bath sheet is a large towel you use for covering your whole body after having a bath! (and yes i know im insulting a moderator so ban me! lol only kidding!)