Storytime. Many moons ago I attended one of my best friends wedding. I'm not a drinker so very little alcohol gets me right topsy-turvy. I proceeded to get right blotto at the reception. Thankfully my wife was around to get me back to the hotel safely and into an Attends diaper. This was when Attends made a decent product. During the night I wet....A LOT. Not only was the hotel mattress soaked but that diaper was far beyond capacity. I took off that completely soaked diaper and attempted to roll it up as usual. Well...that poor little diaper literally EXPLODED! There was pee soaked SAP and diaper fluff EVERYWHERE! We cleaned the mess up as best we could. Left the maid a 20 dollar tip and high tailed it out of there. To this day I've never returned to that hotel. Thankfully we have much better diapers today and I always wear a pair of lined plastic pants to cover my diapers if I've been drinking in an attempt to prevent another incident. So far...so good.