Dirty minds

[DailyDi]

[feralfreak]

....... @Spiderman get the missus, im getting ideas

[Spiderman]

16 minutes ago, feralfreak said:

....... @Spiderman get the missus, im getting ideas

Lol are we going to shove food in her ass and lick it clean.  Maybe some pot roast.

[feralfreak]

10 minutes ago, Spiderman said:

Lol are we going to shove food in her ass and lick it clean.  Maybe some pot roast.

we will let you, and afterward how does she feel about us getting a stoned gorilla, giving it viagra and letting her go to town while singing camptown races? i will eat pizza off her breasts

[Spiderman]

1 hour ago, feralfreak said:

we will let you, and afterward how does she feel about us getting a stoned gorilla, giving it viagra and letting her go to town while singing camptown races? i will eat pizza off her breasts

How about we change it to a stoned wolverine, give it viagra, and singing sir mixalot's song I like big buts and I can not lie.   Also, I like the pizza idea.   However, would you also like to include some whip cream you can like off her stomach?

 

[ValentinesStuff]

15 hours ago, DailyDi said:

Somebody definitely isn't a cunning linguist.

[feralfreak]

42 minutes ago, Spiderman said:

How about we change it to a stoned wolverine, give it viagra, and singing sir mixalot's song I like big buts and I can not lie.   Also, I like the pizza idea.   However, would you also like to include some whip cream you can like off her stomach?

 

i like it! first you and the wife, then the wolverine, we can name it, and if she is up for it, (i am at least a bit of a gentleman) ill take a turn with her, i WONT be gentle!

to try to help keep this from going completely offtrack, what exactly is a date? some kind of nut? ive never seen one, except for the movie robin hood men in tights.

[rusty pins]

Big Bad Wolf:  "I'm going to eat you Little Red Riding Hood!"

Little Red Riding Hood:  "Eat Eat Eat!  Doesn't anyone Fuck anymore?"

[feralfreak]

17 hours ago, rusty pins said:

Big Bad Wolf:  "I'm going to eat you Little Red Riding Hood!"

Little Red Riding Hood:  "Eat Eat Eat!  Doesn't anyone Fuck anymore?"

hmmm, i can work with that, @Spiderman, got a wolf costume? ill get the turkey gravy, anddddd,,, hmmmmmmm, a badger on a stick, oh, and the rubber chickens