freswith Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Upset everyone due to the cruelty of his language Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Is smiling because he knows a secret about Miss Piggy. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Is smiling cause he's having an affair with Miss Piggy. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 ^Wacks squirrels with wet nappies every time he goes to the park! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Bought a watch from a street trader for £3.00 and was disgusted when he found out the guy had lied and it wasn't a real Rolex. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 ^Thinks that £ 3.00 is a whole lotta money, because it will take him an entire months worth of pocket money from his mommy to save that much. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Doesn't actually know what £3.00 is worth. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Once got arrested for stripping down to his diaper in the middle of the high street. When the police arrived he ran from them shouting "Smack my bum, bum.......Smack my bum, bum!!!" Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 ^has giant nostrils because he's born with 10 thumbs. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Started the recession by not spending enough on Christmas presents. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Is a direct descendant of Genghis Khan. Poor Genghis had a off-night. Link to comment
bigbabbyblue75 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 ^Is not realy a toad but no one will kiss him to make him change back. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Is the only pure-blooded Australian Aborigine in Oregon. The Stork made a major navigational error after being hit by a boomerang Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Is better looking as a toad then as a prince. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Cannot tell the difference; has never seen or spoken to a prince in his life, but is very familiar with toads Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Doesnt know me very well. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Has just purchased the senate seat for Illinois. Link to comment
bigbabbyblue75 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 ^Tryed to out bid him but was trun down becuse he a toad and is now playing a toad march to protest it.^ Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Got electricuted when he tried to sing karaoke in the shower! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Plays the bagpipes in the bath - horribly! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Is a common or garden Dimwit, now threatened with extinction due to global warming. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Is an uncommon moron and nobody will breed with him, thus his extinction is inevitable. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 ^Won an MTV award for the best civil deed by not singing in public! Link to comment
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