Juliabam Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Have the fat lady that sings in the opera Sit on him Link to comment
Baby_Amanda Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Toss him into a tree chirpper Link to comment
diaperpt Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Untie his Umbilical cord... Link to comment
Baby_Amanda Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 wad him up into a small ball Link to comment
Baby_Amanda Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 tie him between two yaks and have them yank him in half Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Zip him in an airtight ziplock plastic bag, used by travelers to bring stuff through the airport controll Oy I did it again... How do you get the stinky monkey to prepare your breakfast ? Ask him politely in a commanding voice! Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Bother him until he finally gives in and does it Link to comment
singner Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 clone him a thousand times and put the clones in front of a thousand typewriters. If they ever finish working on their scripts for Shakespeare, one of 'em is bound to make you some breakfast. Link to comment
diaperpt Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Dare him to make something edible Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Fill his underwear with glowing coals and refuse to remove them until he prepare the breakfast Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ^ I love it Grab him by the ear until he caves in and does it Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hold tight around his balls until he follows your commands ! Link to comment
DiaperBoyKR Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Irritate him with incessant whining until he does it. Link to comment
BBoy Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Irritate him with incessant whining until he does it. Joke and tease him about his diapers until breakfast is done Link to comment
singner Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Kill one of his family members every time he refuses. Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 March him strait to the corner, and don't let him leave until he agrees to do it. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 pull out his nails one by one until he does it Link to comment
diaperpt Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 just ORDER him to do it! (doesn't that sort of thing just always work??) Link to comment
baby-dandan Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Peel ever banana in the house and eat it in front of him until he gives in and makes it. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Quote the bible till he does it Link to comment
diaperpt Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Reorganize his daily to-do list, so it's first on the list Link to comment
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