rusty pins Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I was thinking about how you could use some famous product slogans for other products, including diapers or anything. For example, Maxwell House has the long time slogan, "Good to the last drop!" There was a joke about how the OTIS Elevator company should use it, but I thought it might also apply to a good high end diaper! You have Bounty, "The quicker picker upper". That could be the slogan for a really good Hooker, or maybe the John who is always looking for a Hooker. This could be fun. Anyone else have ideas for popular current product slogans that might be funny to use on other products? Link to comment
fillemup Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Bosses are full of crap and all over your ass. Depends are full of crap and all over your ass. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 Good ones but they are more saying rather than slogans for consumer products. I'm thinking things like the old Wendy's slogan, "Where's The Beef?" Slogans for products that might fit other types of products. I know I've read here in the forums where someone once used the old Polmolove slogan, "You're soaking in it" in reference to crappy Depends diapers. Things like that. Link to comment
vvp39 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well, there's Olympia beer's old slogan, "It's the water".... Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 Kellogg's Frosted Flakes for Rearz diapers - They're Greeeat! McDonalds for any AB/DL product - I'm Lovin It! Energizer for people who are bladder incontinent - It Keeps Going And Going And Going. Link to comment
le Hollandais Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 "So round, so firm, so fully packed" from Lucky Strike cigarettes about 1948 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 19, 2019 Author Share Posted April 19, 2019 On 4/17/2019 at 8:53 PM, le Hollandais said: "So round, so firm, so fully packed" from Lucky Strike cigarettes about 1948 Great one! I have no idea how I missed that one since I listen to old Jack Benny radio shows from the 40's and 50's. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted May 5, 2019 Author Share Posted May 5, 2019 Not really a current product slogan but I thought of this for a company that produces defective enemas. "We don't give a shit!" Link to comment
dyperbole Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Not exactly what you are looking for, but I love this Kmart commercial. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Diapers with leak guards give you WIIINGS. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 OK, here goes.... American Express diaper -- Don't leave home without it. Brylcreem diapers -- A little dype'll do ya. Burger King diapers -- Home of the Whopper (also, Have it your way) Campbell's diapers -- Mmm mmm good! Clairol thin diapers -- Does she or doesn't she? FedEx diapers -- When they have to absolutely, positively, be worn overnight. Geico diapers -- So easy even an Caveman can doo-doo it. Gillette diapers -- The best a man can get. Hallmark diapers -- When you care enough to wear the very best. IBM Diapers - I think, therefore IBM. KFC diapers -- FInger licking go---nah, skip that one. Mountain Dew diapers -- Doo the dew. Las Vegas diapers -- What happens here stays here. L'oreal diapers -- Because I'm worth it. Lays diapers -- Betcha can't wear just one! Nike diapers -- Just doo-doo it. Prego diapers -- It's in there! Pringles diapers -- Once you poop, you can't stoop. Rolaids diapers -- How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S Smuckers diapers -- With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good. Taco Bell diapers -- Think outside the buns. Target diapers -- Expect more, pay less Timex diapers -- Takes a licking and keeps on wicking. UPS Diapers -- What can brown doo do for you? Wrigley Doublemint double diapers -- Double your pleasure, double your fun. Link to comment
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