Post a rediculous answer to the question

[foofybabykitten]

The same thing if you dropped it from a small height; breakfast!

Why don't snakes have legs?

[TheCormac]

A torrential downpour of related cases in the central 'Merican is a reverse crawstepping cat.

Why?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because cormac said so 

Why be an AB/DL when you can DL/AB 

[Firefly 35]

That would not be advisable because wearing a diaper backwards is often uncomfortable, not to mention more likely to leak.

How many gallons are equal to 1 inch?

[TheCormac]

I'd say it was cheese but seek expert advice, sushi is contagious.

Where am I?

[Firefly 35]

Monsters Incorporated.  We scare because we care.

Has anyone seen where my mind went?

[TheCormac]

Have a look in the Shivering Isles I think it's doing the fish stick.

Thsysgahsudsjuseevjdugs8?

[Firefly 35]

No, I think it's actually pronounced "thsiajxkskdhskdk989889890".

What are today's specials?

[foofybabykitten]

That's like asking who the last person on earth is gonna be, *snaps fingers and points at you* Will Smith.

Why don't humans have tails?

[TheCormac]

Octarine!

[foofybabykitten]

Chaos.

Am I even or odd?

[TheCormac]

The answer to that, dear Lady is hrnxusjdodjshxjidjs8ejsnkzejsjizehaozuheejjdhdueuajsjjei3kshdu3isjrowkzrieyjhdjdbrjdonsjrebdnejusjsnsaredndjabdnditnsnehch

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[TheCormac]

Once again  thou hast not counted to three as five is way and doth hath ye not posted thine question.

What is bigger the universe or Chuck Norris?

[TheCormac]

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in My sight, shall snuff it.

Why should we not go to Camelot?

[Firefly 35]

Well, a shrubbery would be way overkill.  I would recommend a sproutery or twiggery, which you can find at your local concrete store.

What happens if you install BULL chips in your computer instead of RAM chips?

[foofybabykitten]

The computer's testosterone levels will shoot through the roof as it proceeds to; get paid, get laid, and Gatorade.

Why?

[TheCormac]

Two days later

Why is this parrot still on it's perch?

[Firefly 35]

Because that is actually a cat and everyone knows they perch on sunny windowsills.

Is it pronounced eggnog or nogged eggs?

[foofybabykitten]

Twilight, It's when all the shadows and nightmares come out to play with me. 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Firefly 35]

Because flying requries a positive lift to weight ratio, and that can only be done in animals whose names begin with q.

Why does my computer say Error!!! Error!!! Error!!! ?

[Firefly 35]

No that would be absurd.  They flock in a backwards "I" formation.

If you spill a mug of coffee is it a hot mess?

[TheCormac]

No it's a scalding stain

What is the brdhdjdhe?

 

[Firefly 35]

A type of sjsuw8bz that you use for djeisjebsjsjeb's.

Is E&E the next edition of D&D?

[foofybabykitten]

No, don't you know what addition means? You obviously add another D for every new addition, making it D&D&D.

Why can't we all just get along?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because some people refuse to wear diapers 

What's difference between noise and music ?