Ouch!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Some time in the middle 1970's My aunt aske me "how many feathers does a bird have?" and I said "You got me"

"How many stripes does I bee have?". I thoght for a few seconds and "I never counted them"

"Whw used to go around with Peter Pan" Now I don't know what ths all had to do with anything and I really wanted to get this over with so I answered "Tinkerbell. Why?"

What I got was "You don't know about the birds and the bees but you know all about the fairies". Oof! And I was not even wearing a tiara!!

I should have said "Wendy"

[Madison-Blue]

Walked right into that one.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

No I did not WALK into it: I RAN into it!!

[spoonchicken]

Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks under it and keeps going

[BabyJune]

"Say the alphabet."

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ"

"Where's the P?"

"In my diaper, silly!"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I have created a monster! :Giggle:

[diaprbayb]

Pete & Repete where in a boat. Pete jumped out.

[rusty pins]

If your an American before going to the bathroom and an American after going to the bathroom, what are you when your going to the bathroom?

[Rockies Fan in Diapers]

"Say the alphabet."

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ"

"Where's the P?"

"In my diaper, silly!"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If your an American before going to the bathroom and an American after going to the bathroom, what are you when your going to the bathroom?

[ServantGirl_Katy]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

[rusty pins]

Whats the difference between the Rockettes and circus acrobats?