Wotta Ripoff!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

It used to be that most forums had a link marked "Report for Abuse", I dunno how many times I did that, expectiong a good S&M session figuring maybe two broken bones or at least a concussion. Hah! not so much as a scolding did I get

[Filiola]

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.

Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

There, feel better?

(Abuse courtesy of Monty Python's "The Argument Sketch")

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

http://

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.

Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

There, feel better?

(Abuse courtesy of Monty Python's "The Argument Sketch")

It is a good start, but I was looking for something more like..[

THIS!!

[square_duck]

*sigh*

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.

Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

There, feel better?

(Abuse courtesy of Monty Python's "The Argument Sketch")

Do not forget the "pair of fetid dingo kidneys".

Of coarse, if you really wanted to get nasty, you could call my psots "spam, spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and beans"...

Then ther is (gasp arrrggghhhh) "the comfy couch" OMG! I would rather be horse-whipped!

[square_duck]

http://

It is a good start, but I was looking for something more like..[

THIS!!

rofl...I love Tom Lehrer....very funny and talented guy

qwack

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Would you say he quacks you up?

[Sophie ♥]

Would you say he quacks you up?

Ahh.. Classic.

-Sophie

[glycerine]

I became acquainted with the works of Tom Lehrer somewhere back in the early 60's when my Dad brought home Lehrer's self-published first album. He was THE cool guy to listen too amongst all the Bell Labs engineers. Geez... that means I probably had memorized all the words to the Masochism Tango by the time I was 13!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Well; chow down