diaperliz Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 If they were tired of their life, would they need a diaper change? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 A woman in our church was named Elinor Case. When she got married and had a boy, they named him Justin. Yes, had they used her maiden name he would have been Justin Case. Now, had she married someone with the last name of Diapers, would the son be named Justin Case-Diapers? Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Ima Hogg was from a well known and well loved family in Texas- Ima Hogg The urban legend that she had a sister named Ura is untrue If Ima had married a guy named "Diaper" and hyphenated their name, would she then have been "Ima Diaper-Hogg"? Bettypooh Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 If the had house help or even servants, would the be known as "diaper boy" or "diaper girl" or justthe people who work at the Diaper House? Would their trash cans or dumpsters be thought of as "diaper Pails" the questions these thoughts inspire just boggle the mind.... qwack Link to comment
babykeiff Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 This is not just funny, it is also getting silly and funny, and a brilliant thread. Link to comment
JDL23 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 If they were spoiled and rich, would they be Pampered diapers? Or "Pampers" for short? My surname does'nt even show up there!!!! I'm invisible! anonymous! square duck, I share your pain. My surname's pretty rare as it is. Link to comment
Three Rivers Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Great thread, nice to see some light hearted laughter> Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I'm wondering where Julia is....she is always good for a fun pun and bit of high brow silliness.....oh julia!!?? where for art thou our little diapered (nappied) princess of wheels??? Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 If they have a family attorney...would be be a 'diaper cover'?? IF a member of the Diaper family dies, is the mortician who prepares the body for burial a "diaper stuffer" more and more...curiouser and curiouser 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 If Julia Child married someone with the last name of "Diaper", then it just wouldn't be the same. Her name would be "Julia Child-Diaper". Is there perhaps a famous lady cook with the last name of "Adult"? Now, if we take this funny thread a step further and one of the Chicago Illinois mayor's daughter's married someone with the last name of "Diaper", then they would be either "Nora Daily-Diaper" or "Elizabeth Daily-diaper". If both daughters married twin brothers with the last name "Diapers", then they would be the "Daily-Diapers" girls! Link to comment
babyalan Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I love this thread it is so humorous and funny It made my day if someone had the first name Handle Middle name S then their name would be Handle S Diaper S lol! Link to comment
JDL23 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 If Julia Child married someone with the last name of "Diaper", then it just wouldn't be the same. Her name would be "Julia Child-Diaper". Is there perhaps a famous lady cook with the last name of "Adult"? Now, if we take this funny thread a step further and one of the Chicago Illinois mayor's daughter's married someone with the last name of "Diaper", then they would be either "Nora Daily-Diaper" or "Elizabeth Daily-diaper". If both daughters married twin brothers with the last name "Diapers", then they would be the "Daily-Diapers" girls! I was trying earlier to come with a joke that would involve "Daily Diapers," and I'm so glad you found one. Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What if one of the many members of the esteemed Diaper family had issues with, ummmm....keeping family secrets, or just loose lips in general regarding family information or matters....would they then be labeled as..... the leaky diaper....... sorry....someone had to do it qwack Link to comment
Guest Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 What if one of the many members of the esteemed Diaper family had issues with, ummmm....keeping family secrets, or just loose lips in general regarding family information or matters....would they then be labeled as..... the leaky diaper....... sorry....someone had to do it qwack Damn beat me to it. I was gonna say if they are incontinent, wouldn't they be a leaky diaper... Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 HOw about someone with the last name of Kneeds marying someone with the last name of Diapers. Then they would be "---- Kneeds-Diapers". Then someone with the name of "Phyllis Phils" would be "Phyllis Phils-Diapers" Link to comment
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