freswith Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Machine groans and belches. Insert antacid tablets. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Machine gives baseball signed by Al Kaline Inserts dead Alkaline Battery (Obviously not an Energizer) Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Machine recharges the Duracell battery. And gives it back. Inserts a new AMD quad core 3.5 Mhz processor. (actually I was thinking more of Sean Connery, Anthony Hopkins, or Hugh Laurie [when he's not playing an American on House, M.D.]- not the dialect but the accent which is distinctly British just like how Southern, Northern, or Californian accents can all carry the same general accent in the UK. I'm not trying to disrespect, just pointing out that scones aren't exactly mainstream American) (Ha I get it, clam chowda... However; being from the north I prefer to chew on proper enunciation) Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Spits out 4 apple cores. Inserts Windows (any version). Link to comment
freswith Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Machine turns blue, locks up completely, and blows its top. Insert "softwear" plastic pants Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Gets even softer silk panties, non-plastic Inserts painted Brassiere w/ large conical shape cups, purported to have been worn by Jayne Mansfield and sold on Ebay for 1.5 million Kronen Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 machine models and says finally some support. insert high heels. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Machine saws off heels and turns the shoes into a more appropriate pair of Mary Janes. Inserts a pair of pink Hello Kitty socks Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Machine sneezes. (It is allergic to kitties.) Inserts box of tissues. Link to comment
kd4tgc Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Gets a box of tissues. Insert mixed case bambinos. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Machine returns Bambinos (very much used). Inserts a case of Abena's. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 spits em out and says too small insert empty baby bottle. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 spits out very hungry (and crying) baby. inserts pacifier Link to comment
freswith Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Machine spits out pacifier and pukes. Thump machine on back and slip in a 1/4 flask of a decent 12-year-old single malt whisky Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 machine falls asleep insert lullaby Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Machine begins to snore. Inserts red bull energy drink. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 spits it out, yuck insert hershey bar Link to comment
PeytonJ Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Spits out a tiny elf that knows spanish and is going whacko from the chocolate<div><br></div><div><br></div><div>Inserts a heartless naive bitch</div> Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Machine marries bitch for her money then immediately divorces her and kicks her back out again. Inserts bill for divorcing the two. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Machine spits out court decision in favor of the woman because that's always the way it happens. Inserts a copy of the book "Alimony For Dummies." Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 machine cries because you think it's dumb. gives machine a hug. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Machine produces a Hershey's kiss. Inserts cold weather. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Large brass knob on front of machine shrinks, and it issues two iron balls. Insert warm fleecy diaper cover. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 machine spits out wet diaper cover insert onesie Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 spits out twosie. inserts silliness. Link to comment
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