You're A Ab/dl If.....

[Nat]

You know the game of You're a redneck if.

You're a AB/DL if.....

You are always looking up diapers online

You like reading stories about people wearing them

You like to wear them on long road trips

You don't want to potty train your kids because you wear them. You would rather have them decide on their own.

You go to this forum

[Guest refridginator]

You wear diapers but not (solely) for incontinence

You fantasize about those of your sexual orientation wearing diapers

You don't use the toilet as much as most people do

You make topics like these

[lilwetone]

You know the game of You're a redneck if.

You're a AB/DL if.....

You are always looking up diapers online

You like reading stories about people wearing them

You like to wear them on long road trips

You don't want to potty train your kids because you wear them. You would rather have them decide on their own.

You go to this forum

Where were yo when I lived in Spokane??

Anyway, to the topic.. you know your an ABDL if:

You've ever forgotten that you are wearing a diaper.

You've ever forgotten your wearing a WET/Messy diaper.

You've ever accidently walked outside to check your mail with a pacifier in your mouth(guilty).

[Repaid1]

If......... You pay more attention to the Pampers commercial..then you did to the show that was on....

[tenderheart]

Your age isn't calculated in months and you still use a pacifier

You own a onesies, rompers, or shortalls with sizes don't end with T (1T 4T etc)

You can name the pros and cons to almost all adult diaper brands, especially absorbency

You've ever considered buying a adult nursery

[Crinklebritches]

You know you’re an AB when:

• You end your fortune cookie sentences with “in a diaper

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

you are not allowed to talk to customers at work because you only talk in baby talk.

you still see a pediatrician for your check ups and ask for a lollypop when its over.

you chase after the ice cream truck every time even though you have tons of the stuff in the freezer.

you wait in line to see santa for yourself to tell him youve been a good little boy/girl.

you pretend to sneak cookies like you did when you were a kid even though you bought them.

your favorite candy is ring pops because they look like pacifiers.

[paddi]

The space your baby wardrobe takes up more space than your adult clothes.

You are always thinking of ways to be more babyish.

Your biggest problem at this time is nappy rash.

You even enjoy your nappy rash because you feel more babyish.

You see a beautiful women and try to imagine how she would look in nappies and baby clothes.

Then you want to be her Daddy.

[tris]

. . . If you're constantly checking out other people's bottoms to see if they might be wearing a diaper.

. . If pantylines excite you cuz they kinda look like a diaperline.

[PArms]

If you think crib notes are the etchings of your name on the bed post, you might be an AB.

When you go shopping at the grocery store with someone and you hop in the cart, you might be an AB.

[BabyJune]

You might be an AB/DL if you know what those initials stand for.

[Nat]

You're an AB/DL if....

You know every brand of diapers out there and know every year of brand of baby diapers being released.

You know the history of the first disposable diaper

You like it when inmates get diapered before their executions

[Repaid1]

You like it when inmates get diapered before their executions

now that was a little twisted.. Ohhh BTW do they? Clicking Google now......

[rusty pins]

You wonder why everyone else around you is complaining how hard the chairs are.

You wish your NBA warm up pants had the snaps on the inside of the legs instead of the outside.

When you just smile at all the people waiting in line for the port-a-potties.

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

You like it when inmates get diapered before their executions

now that was a little twisted.. Ohhh BTW do they? Clicking Google now......

off topic:

i do know that they swab their arms with alcohol before inserting the needle.....so they dont get an infection?

[Cortana]

You like it when inmates get diapered before their executions

now that was a little twisted.. Ohhh BTW do they? Clicking Google now......

Yep, they do. To contain the mess that in inevitable when someone dies...

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

You've got drunk and the first thing you did upon getting home is diaper yourself so as not to wet the bed

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

[PArms]

you have special laundry days just to wash the cloth diapers.

[crys_138]

You know you're an AB if you've ever had trouble deciding whether to smoke a cigarette or suck on your bottle/pacifier instead.

Well, at least I have that dilemma at times.

[peelover]

When you see a mother changing her baby, you wish you were that baby.

[Nat]

Where were yo when I lived in Spokane??

Anyway, to the topic.. you know your an ABDL if:

You've ever forgotten that you are wearing a diaper.

You've ever forgotten your wearing a WET/Messy diaper.

You've ever accidently walked outside to check your mail with a pacifier in your mouth(guilty).

How can I tell you where I was if I don't know when you lived in Spokane?

[Nat]

You like it when inmates get diapered before their executions

now that was a little twisted.. Ohhh BTW do they? Clicking Google now......

I've been told they do and I have seen it on TV. It was even in the Ted Bundy movie. I wonder if they really did shove cotton balls up his ass or was that added for the drama?

[lilwetone]

How can I tell you where I was if I don't know when you lived in Spokane?

I lived near the Indian Canyon Golf course on Sunset Hill,

was there from about august 2006-Feb2008

[Nat]

Never heard of such a place but I was living in Montana and now Portland.