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Granted, but the unicorns ate all the rainbows and are now quite grouchy.

I wish my job did not suck.

Granted, but the unicorns ate all the rainbows and are now quite grouchy.

I wish my job did not suck.

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Granted your job does not suck but your boss  adds new things to your job description and then tells you 2 days later

I wish I had  a commercial drivers license

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Granted.  But in order to keep your liscense, you have to buy your own semi truck which costs $120,000.

I wish that all politicians wouldn't act like squabbling 5 year olds.

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Granted, however, they now act like squabbling adults with access to nuclear arsenals.

I wish that I was cured of my cold.

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Granted.  You now have the flu.

I wish for a month's worth of pizza and ice cream.

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Granted: you now have pizza and Ice cream equal to the value of one month. However, since Time is intangible, it cannot be measured in monetary value. So you have no pizza or ice cream.

I wish I could go to canada to meet the AB girl I've been talking to the past few days.

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Granted.   However she runs out of diapers as soon as you get there.

 

I wish to be dragged away into the sky kicking and screaming by pterodactyl's after reading another unoriginal diaper story about parents who can magically make a nursery appear after their child wets the the bed once.

 

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Granted, but the pterodactyl drops you off at the land of unoriginal diaper stories and magically appearing nurseries.  

I wish I had more time on my hands.

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Granted. Now you have too much *clap* *clap* time on your hands. And it's ticking away with your sanity.

I wish I was as confident & charismatic in real life as I am online.

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Granted.  You are now so confident that you walk outside with nothing but a diaper on and are charged with public indecency.

I wish for a computer that doesn't make you want to throw it out your window(s 10).

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Granted XP is now your thing

I wish that Coffee was not a diuretic, but functioned in the way water does, but still gave you that sweet sweet caffeine boost.   

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Granted, now you have to herd them (Bon Chance)

I wish that I would get my Killicks and get the fuck on a boat.

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Granted.  You now have access to a dknky little motorboat to take you across the whole ocean.  Good luck.

I wish time had a pause button.

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Granted you have a paws  button  but now you are stuck in a world where everything stands still 

I wish I had a Siberian husky

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Granted, but he invited all of his friends over which happen to be Rotweiler attack dogs.

I wish my car would never run out of gas.

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Granted but it has 2 much fuel it struggles to go up bills and wares your tires because of the weight is 2 much for the car to handle

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