Mars.inDiapers Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Granted, you're fired. I wish I had a drawer that never runs out of socks, boxer briefs and diapers. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Granted but the socks stink the under wear are to small and the diapers are dirty I wish it was christmas already Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Granted. It is now christmas in the year 2032. I wish the internet didn't have stupid people on it. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Granted the internet is now full of stupid dogs I wish I could fix stupid Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 On 12/23/2018 at 2:00 AM, Warmwetandcozy said: Granted the internet is now full of stupid dogs I wish I could fix stupid Granted. All "stupid" is now replaced by "annoying" I wish I could fly. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted but you cannot land I wish I could wear diapers 24/7 Link to comment
cookiemonster23 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 11:57 PM, Warmwetandcozy said: Granted but you cannot land I wish I could wear diapers 24/7 Granted, but you can only change once a week. I wish I could have a daddy. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Granted but he's a deadbeat dad who won't take care of you I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping tommorrow Link to comment
Spiderman Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Granted your car broke down and the bus stopped running. I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people at work. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Granted your fired and your out of money I wish I wasn't so sleepy Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted. You have now drank a 5,000,000,000 hour energy and can't sleep for the rest of your life. I wish time would stop. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted but everything else exept your Brian has stopped so now you have to stand motion less in a motion less world for the rest of your life I wish I had time machine Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Granted, it works as expected and you cause a temporal paradox, resulting in you being your own grandfather... I wish that the fire simulator was fixed so I could get this qualification all tied up. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Granted but you don't qualify I wish I was king of the world Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted, you are given the chop by an uprising of peasants, your reign was a short and brutal affair; punctuated by roaming death squads and road-warrioresque hi-jinks on the interstates. I wish that I lived in a world that made sense to me, and all other people in their entirety. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted there's no diplomats or politician's I wish I was born a 120 year's ago Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Granted. You were born, were drafted into the First World War, survived that conflict mostly unscathed, only to die in 1919 from Spanish Flu contracted from visiting a hospital ward filled with your brothers in arms who were more egregiously wounded than you. I wish that I had more wine to drink right now. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted but its Italian wine yuck I wish I had more schnapps Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, it is all Cinnamon flavour (Double yuck) I wish that I was able to quit smoking Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted you've now started dipping grizzly I wish I had more cigars Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Granted, but they are knockoff Cohibas from Paraguay. I wish that this stupid snow would melt. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Granted it got so hot it turned into boiling water I wish I had more money Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Granted, however, it is an increase to income the world over. In response large corporations, and small business owners alike are forced to raise prices for general goods in response. Therefore the status quo remains the same. I wish that atrocities did not exist in the world, and that people could learn to love each other because of their differences, not hate in spite of them. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Granted there's no french men stirring up trouble for everyone else I wish I could cook Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, you are now a multiple Michelin star Chef, with the alcoholism and temper to match. I wish that I could afford to buy a nicer new to me car. Link to comment
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