Warmwetandcozy Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted but when you do you will get shocked every time you go through one I wish my girlfriend would cook dinner early tonight Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted she cooked dinner right after breakfast and forced you to eat it, no matter how full you were. I wish, I had unlimited wishes. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Grated but they will never come true I wish I was billionaire Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but then you get mugged and in a cruel twist of fate someone gains all your assets through fraud, leaving you no way of reclaiming them. I wish I was a dork. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but dorks are the new cool I wish I was incontinent Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but you don't have access to incontinence products. I wish my phone battery lasted longer. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, now your phone has a nuclear power source that will last longer than your life, also because your hope of life is much shorter thanks to the gamma emissions you get from your phone. I wish that who is going to reply to this post could grant something nice for me and without catches. Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, I grant you something nice and without catches, however you wake up afterward and realize it was only a dream. I wish I wasn't so socially awkward. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but now everyone else is awkward I wish I was a baby again Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but you don't get to keep any cognitive abilities or grow older. I wish I had potatoes. Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but they're all rotten and diseased and good for nothing. I wish I was more on point about brushing my teeth. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but you brush them with vinegar I wish I still had my teeth Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but now they are too big for your mouth and you begin to regret your wish as your jaw feels deep stress from just about anything you do. I wish I had rotten tomatoes. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but you have them stuck to your nose I wish my girlfriend would hurry up and change me Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but because she is REALLY busy (and keeps insisting so) she rushes the job, your diaper is too loose, and you start to leak everywhere, but because your girlfriend is behind schedule at this point you must clean up the mess yourself and change into a new diaper, thus wasting everyone's time and your money. I wish I had tacos. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but there stale I wish diapers were more absorbent Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but you cannot afford the brands that you want. I wish I had a pickle. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but its been used as dildo I wish it was normal to wear diapers Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, but everyone still looks down on you for it. I wish I had a million dollars. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted but its confederate money I wish I was President Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, now everyone hates you and the things you get done are considered insignificant as everyone's a critic. I wish water was wet. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted but water is illegal I wish I could wet the bed Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted, but you cannot afford to buy all the diapers you'll need to keep your skin in good condition. I wish I could play tennis. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Grated but now no one else can I wish could be diaperd forever Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted, but you can never get your diaper changed. I wish the heat would go away. Link to comment
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