Rift The husky Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Granted the world is forever frozen I wish I had a kawasaki ninja 636 zx6r and a triumph speed triple Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Granted. It is now so fast that it speeds off without you and crashes. I wish for a heaping plate of loaded nachos. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Granted yo now have more nachos than you know what to do with and have raccoons that want them 2 I wish had a husky Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Granted. You now have a wild untrianed that barks and chews at everything. I wish for a glass of ice water. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Granted you have a barrel full of ice cold water I wish I had my own submarine that is shaped like a bone and is powered by the sea and a unlimited food supply Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Granted. You are now in the belly of Moby Dick. I wish for society to be less judgemental of everyone. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Granted. Society is now less judgmental of the dude named 'everyone'. I wish I own an unlimited supply of money. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Granted, you now own all of the monopoly money ever made. I wish for a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (cute fluffy animals) Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Granted. You are the proud new owner of The Moles video game. I wish I was taller. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, horrorfan said: Granted. You are the proud new owner of The Moles video game. I wish I was taller. Granted. You are now 50 miles tall and have to lay down to breathe. I wish I could turn invisible. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 You are invisible. No one notices you unless you have something they need and you may need to watch out for depression. I wish I were good at every athletic sport in the world, with the exclusion of the computer/video game versions. Link to comment
Diaper_teen66 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 granted now your only good ar sports and nothing else i wish i was treated like a baby in full time Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Granted. You get a lobotomy, leaving you with the mind of a two-year-old, and now everyone treats you like a baby. I wish I could find a cool new video game to play. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Granted, although instead of just cool your new video game is frozen solid! Good luck thawing it out. I wish I had an angel... Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 3:13 AM, horrorfan said: Granted, although instead of just cool your new video game is frozen solid! Good luck thawing it out. I wish I had an angel... Granted. You now have an angel haunting you at every possible opportunity. I wish I didn't have to hide diapers. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Granted. You get a job at a nursing home and have to change the residents' diapers, which you do not have to hide. I wish I were a genius. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Granted. You now have an IQ of 236 and are now expected to solve all the world's problems. I wish I had a stargate from Stargate SG1 Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Granted. You are the proud owner of a toy model stargate from SG1. I wish WiFi was free everywhere. Link to comment
Cormac Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Granted but you'll only ever get really slow service and only be able to access Invisible Cow I wish I was a tongue able to use the thu'um Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Granted, but the thu'um is all you know. I wish money grew on trees. Link to comment
Cormac Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 I wouldn't mind that Granted but it's always counterfeit I wish I was a chess master Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted, but it takes you two hours to calculate each move. I wish I had a gaming PC. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted. Your electricity is cut off. I wish I had the body of Chris Hemsworth. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted, but just until you wake up from the dream. I wish I owned a lot of gold. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted. Your insurance rates have now gone up by 300% I wish I had a lot of diapers. Link to comment
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