BabyWarlock Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Granted but now there is a lemur in the whitehouse. "Hooray for Coconut the 1st lemur president of the US of A." I wish that every time I went to Burger King they'd give me a free Whopper Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Granted, however that whopper you get everytime will be a cold whopper, it'll have extra onions and the burger will be burnt. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Granted, however you only get basic cable and all of your favourite shows appear only on the premium channels. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 It is except that the taste you relish becomes bland and disgusting I wish for my birthday to last two days instead of one Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Granted except the second day you will be a year older then what you turned and get nothing. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Granted but you get a degree in the thing you haven't studied and then when you try to get a job they quiz you on the subject and you know ... nothing I wish the cupboard would have an infinite supply of good tasting biscuits Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, however, these biscuits are all from the same manufacture date, and therefore quickly go stale, but you are stuck eating them. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted however you get 1$ a week I wish that I would never have to pay for a book again Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Granted, but the books that you enjoy won't be enjoyable to read anymore. Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 wish granted. The marriage doesn't last long I wish I can remember being a baby in a diapered dream and replay it back so that I can write it down in a bit more detail and read it back whenever I want Link to comment
Maxxy Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Granted, but your babyhood was infinitely less interesting than you were hoping for. I wish Eminem were a man made entirely of M&M's candies, but could still like, walk around and rap and stuff. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Granted but everytime people see him they take an m&m and eat them until he's fully gone, he only lives two more years. Link to comment
Maxxy Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted, but they no longer see you as an adult and you will be treated like an actual baby 100% of the time. I wish John Goodman had an evil twin named John Badman. Link to comment
barnburner Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted, However the very second his mass split off of John Goodman, John Badman killed him and is now on death row for immediate execution within the hour. Link to comment
Maxxy Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted, but it's turkey bacon. I wish My Little Pony season 3 hadn't sucked so much. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted but because of the changes to make it better, the rest of the seasons were erased and season 3 is the last season. Link to comment
barnburner Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted, however, it is your marching band that was chosen for every event at the disney parks, you will only have 30 minutes of free time during each day of your visit after the parks close for the night and the weather forecast is to be nothing but rain and wind. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but after your visit, your put in prison for 5 years with no family visits Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Granted but said Kitten is a sadistic furry ball of scratches. I wish for a thousand Link to comment
barnburner Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Granted, but as you are speaking to an american wish granter who has misunderstood the term, you are now heavier by 1000 pounds and you are now Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Granted, but the dinosaurs all have feathers. I wish that this wish be incorruptible. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Granted but it only lasts 12 hours. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Granted but the only people who win card games are jerks I wish for a never-ending bottle of good tasting ice-tea Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Granted but there's only on never ending bottle and your cousin stole it and won't let you have any. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Granted, however, it never reopens, people lose their jobs and livelihoods, you are forced to go elsewhere for your education leaving all your current friends behind. I wish my shoulder would FINALLY heal. Link to comment
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