Corrupt-a-wish

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but now there is a lemur in the whitehouse. "Hooray for Coconut the 1st lemur president of the US of A."

I wish that every time I went to Burger King they'd give me a free Whopper

[Skylove27]

Granted, however that whopper you get everytime will be a cold whopper, it'll have extra onions and the burger will be burnt.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however you only get basic cable and all of your favourite shows appear only on the premium channels.

[BabyWarlock]

It is except that the taste you relish becomes bland and disgusting

I wish for my birthday to last two days instead of one

[Skylove27]

Granted except the second day you will be a year older then what you turned and get nothing.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but you get a degree in the thing you haven't studied and then when you try to get a job they quiz you on the subject and you know ...

nothing

I wish the cupboard would have an infinite supply of good tasting biscuits

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however, these biscuits are all from the same manufacture date, and therefore quickly go stale, but you are stuck eating them.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted however you get 1$ a week

I wish that I would never have to pay for a book again

[Skylove27]

Granted, but the books that you enjoy won't be enjoyable to read anymore.

[sonofninasayers]

wish granted. The marriage doesn't last long

I wish I can remember being a baby in a diapered dream and replay it back so that I can write it down in a bit more detail and read it back whenever I want

[Maxxy]

Granted, but your babyhood was infinitely less interesting than you were hoping for.

I wish Eminem were a man made entirely of M&M's candies, but could still like, walk around and rap and stuff.

[Skylove27]

Granted but everytime people see him they take an m&m and eat them until he's fully gone, he only lives two more years.

[Maxxy]

Granted, but they no longer see you as an adult and you will be treated like an actual baby 100% of the time.

I wish John Goodman had an evil twin named John Badman.

[barnburner]

Granted, However the very second his mass split off of John Goodman, John Badman killed him and is now on death row for immediate execution within the hour.

[Maxxy]

Granted, but it's turkey bacon.

I wish My Little Pony season 3 hadn't sucked so much.

[Skylove27]

Granted but because of the changes to make it better, the rest of the seasons were erased and season 3 is the last season.

[barnburner]

Granted, however, it is your marching band that was chosen for every event at the disney parks, you will only have 30 minutes of free time during each day of your visit after the parks close for the night and the weather forecast is to be nothing but rain and wind.

[Skylove27]

Granted, but after your visit, your put in prison for 5 years with no family visits

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but said Kitten is a sadistic furry ball of scratches.

I wish for a thousand

[barnburner]

Granted, but as you are speaking to an american wish granter who has misunderstood the term, you are now heavier by 1000 pounds and you are now

[Born Yesterday]

Granted, but the dinosaurs all have feathers.

I wish that this wish be incorruptible.

[Skylove27]

Granted but it only lasts 12 hours.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but the only people who win card games are jerks

I wish for a never-ending bottle of good tasting ice-tea

[Skylove27]

Granted but there's only on never ending bottle and your cousin stole it and won't let you have any.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however, it never reopens, people lose their jobs and livelihoods, you are forced to go elsewhere for your education leaving all your current friends behind.

I wish my shoulder would FINALLY heal.