Corrupt-a-wish

[Kodachi96]

Granted, however after each episode they die in different ways and come back to life.

I wish I had an auto pizza maker that makes and makes the pie.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted however it blows up when you try to make a second pizza

I wish I was a dragon rider like Eragon

[Personalias]

Granted:

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted however, because of its perfection it priced far above what an average mortal can afford and therefore you can't afford it.

[Personalias]

Granted:

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but your power is to turn invisible irrevocably and you then get run over by a speeding car

I wish magic existed and that I was a mage

[Personalias]

Granted:

[BabyWarlock]

Since Personalias didn't wish I will

I wish I had a cheeseburger

[Personalias]

Crap I forgot to wish!

[BabyWarlock]

GRanted however your internet crashed and it got deleted

I wish for world peace how can you corrupt that?

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however, now that people are no longer fighting for any reason whatsoever the population has sunk into a stagnant state, which results in the eventual extinction of our race entire.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted however when you get on to the oil rig you are executed by eco-terrorists

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Since you didn't wish, I will.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but without the digital world of communication and technologyyou find yourself struggling and we all devolve into primitive cave me
n

I wish I could just get my damn essay done

[Nyte Kitsune]

Granted! However you write it in a language only you understand and receive a failing grade.

[BabyInn]

Granted, but you get every downside without the upsides.

I wish days had over 24 hours.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however because of the slower revolutions of the Earth upon it's axis the seasons have become much much longer, resulting in world-wide droughts and famines.

[Eir]

Granted, but now coffee gives diarrhea.

I wish KFC's popcorn chicken and my stomach would get along!

[BabyInn]

Granted, but now they ran away together to be married.

I wish everyone in world accept ABDL even in public.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however, because it is no longer taboo, you get much less satisfaction from it.

[BabyWarlock]

That happens however evryone in your family gets sick

I wish for a TARDIS

[BabyInn]

Ok, however, it

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however having them all has resulted in people being unable to play the game since you have ALL the cards, therefore everyone switched to playing cribbage, and the world went on.

[Maxxy]

Granted, however you get lung cancer at age 10 and won't live past 26.

I wish for fresh eggs.

[Skylove27]

Granted... However,