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Huggies infant size 5... Around September 1983?

Only babies can take 40 years to learn that double diapers are the way to go... Protection. No leaks. The constant reminder of having lost control not once but multiple times. Well, not exactly forty. I got home from the hospital around June 1983 but only discovered the diapers in my cupboard maybe... It may have been September, although I'm sure I was home permanently by my birthday, which would have been August. But seriously, I didn't know the benefits of double diapers. I guess one needs to have the right brand.

It seems I need to get new baby wipes. I was disappointed yesterday when I wanted to change. I expect the same in about 5 hours.

After multiple wettings... The bulk... The sag.. whether one is walking or crawling. And the helplessness is one is reliant on someone else to decide when a change happens...

AND I DIDN'T MENTION THE CRINKLE WHICH WILL LET ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT KNOW WHAT A LITTLE BABY YOU ARE

Yes. Pacifiers and diapers are indicative of being a more baby than the traditional adult, but the experience (I can only imagine because even if I follow this exactly myself, I won't be able to get the whole.. well, experience) of lying pacified while a caregiver talks about how that just doesn't seem babyish enough, and then carefully using scissors, removes the last vestige of adulthood, ie pubic hair, must give an extra feeling of helplessness and dependence.

I have spoken on here about how I use one Alpha Clin Premium and then a pair of pullups over it. Well, double Alpha Clin Premium works much better, as I've found out right now, due to the realisation that trying doubling will save money. 1) it is SO much more babyish to have a thick double diaper, than the alternative which is a pull up which comes with the thought of that being a grown up option 2) it LOOKS so much more babyish 3) I have communicated how I need to feel wet (like I'm taking responsibility for the action), and the double diaper allows that... All the time... Especially after a second wetting. 4) Like stated up front, it's cheaper. It's amazing how sometimes the best things are the cheapest. I have found that with certain foods too actually, but that's another topic altogether.

The first time my ex encountered it she asked why there was a diaper under my pillow.

What I do remember was spending money on diaper brands that didn't feel right. God awful waste of money. It was around 1988 - 1991 so I didn't have anything more than pocket money either

I don't mean to sound like a wet blanket,but... Doesn't the concept "24/7" negate the need for a clock?

Once not long ago, I was in hospital I think overnight. I have had three head injuries requiring stitches in the last decade. I felt insecure sleeping in a narrow hospital bed and I asked for the side guards to be raised. And I just remembered that one nurse said to me "are you a baby? Do you want a diaper?" I can't believe I blocked that out of my memory

30 year high school reunion today... I was bullied at school so I don't have fond memories but... I can't believe it's five years since I donated a copy of my book to the school library.

The feeling of bulk in front of a diaper is amazing, but leave it for six hours and let gravity do it's thing, and one has a very babyish wet patch right under the bum. Not on my top 3 list

I felt guilty like it was something wrong

Does anyone want to do a choose your own adventure with me as baby? You offer two options. I pick, and you create a story

The first time I tried bottles it was not a very encouraging experience... Because of the fact that no matter how much I tried to clean it, it would develop mold. How does one deal with that?

This is getting a little off point. I think I'll start by buying an extra pack of diapers for every wasted one.

I've come up with an idea for each diaper I waste by ripping it while putting it on, to buy one baby item. Got to feel it where it hurts, like in spending. So here's where all of you come in. What baby items can I get? Small items. I have had a pacifier since 2017 so other things.

Mine get here around the 29th. It's my online purchases from this year. So... Three Jean Claude Van Damme films, the last Abigail Breslin movie I need on DVD, named Keane... And Hanson's "White Rabbit" EP

Really I think I need someone to diaper me permanently because mommies wouldn't be happy with me wasting perfectly good diapers. The good news is the second one went on without struggle.

It's the first time I've had diapers on Christmas Eve, so... Number one of three is on. The jolly tape stuck so it isn't 100 percent secure at the top. But maybe.. just maybe Santa will allow me to wake up wet. Actually with the potential leak guards I'd be cautious but...

My birthday is in August. Preparing for Christmas however....

A few diapers in my diaper bag are all gearing up for a healthy competition to see which one gets to perhaps wake up to a wet dream, presuming that diapers sleep at the same time we do. It is rare that I necessarily have diapers on the eve of my birthday or Christmas but this year... My gosh. If I can wake up wet it will be the most awesome gift.

That's kind of not the same. Having a community online is not the same as being able to be with someone on Christmas Day. I've had 3 Christmases alone