repetitivediaperwetter88

wanna know how to really accidentally Wet yourself? by accidentally driving through a giant puddle. whoops. xD

My Month has been like the following " If it is not one thing, It is also another!" but in a bad way. 

so, Today was a very awesome and interesting day. Learned that I have a big Career ahead of me. 

That moment when you buy an ex Fire Chief Truck and already someone wants to use it as a prop in their movie...

Ever gotten to a point in life where you say "F**k it!" to certain things? Yeah Im about there...

Ever get to the point in your life where you just now say "Fuck it" to everything? Yeah there right about now.

I got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it?

California is a great diaper state right now, Lots of Flooding.

Never jump into a raging river while it is raining. Lesson learned the hard way.

realizing I can do sponge bobs voice and sing smashing pumpkin songs and sounding exactly like the singer. pretty cool day!

I officially ran out of new years resolutions and have to think up more of them. I payed off all payday loans, got a job. hmm...

cant sleep..... sucks...........

Why does the auto part stores assume Their "part" is not the problem, its me? I finally fixed an under charging alternator in my car by simply going to the local junkyard. They did not have a car like mine so I took one off a van of the same vintage as my car, and it works like a champ. 5th alternator I have installed in my car. gee...

Drug Addictions suck,

If your'e blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits, Puttin On the ritz!

Happy Election day!

They say a man, should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a sissy in this dark alley? It all because some hacker stole my identity. Now I'm out here every evening serving Doms and Misteres' I should have gone to free, credit, report.com. I could have seen this coming at me like an adom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts, so you don't end up selling yourself in a dark alley. Offer applies with an enrollment in triple advantage.

Everybody's Got a Water Buffalo

Mah Na Mah Na!

when your OCD keeps bothering you to check to see if you turned the gas off to the generator, so you fight 2 black widows and uncovering the generator just to satisfy the OCI to realize you did turn off the gas.

Did something I thought I would never do, Bought a Pint of Vodka, did not drink it, instead, I poured it down the toilet. 2 years ago I would have got home and downed it within minutes if not seconds. Never Felt so free in my life.

Johnny Depp is going to be my neighbor. I can fart on his front lawn. Cool

Whats on my mind? Deez Nutz.

Get to call up internet provider for a $ervice Visit. $100.00 just to tell me that the satellite dish is out of alignment and more then likely a stupid RF cable connection is bad. btw that is $100.00 added to my monthly bill of $91.00. ain't life swell sometimes?